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  1. Alpha, You're Ancient, Not Dead by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
    Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
    Harry’s plan?
    Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
    His visits are anything but innocent. Voldemort remains oblivious.

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