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1. i can’t tell them,they’ll never take me seriously again… by DOUMAS_CUM_SLUT

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

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   11 Jul 2025

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   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Superman
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Flash (DCU)
   • Comedy
   • No Angst
   • No Smut
   • Alternate Universe
   • Justice League Doesn't Know Bruce Wayne is Batman

   Summary

   AU where Batman refuses to share his secret identity with the Justice League not because of trust issues or some kinda paranoia, but because he's deeply embarrassed by the absolute clownery he's committed as Bruce Wayne.
   See, "Brucie Wayne" isn't just a cover. It's a calculated, Oscar-worthy persona. He's a perfectly constructed himbo with a trust fund, zero impulse control, and the IQ of a Golden Retriever on wine coolers. No one would ever think to link that idiot with the scariest man on Earth. It's the perfect mask.(IDEA BY WITWHALETEXT ON TIKTOK)

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   English

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   250

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