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1. Flora and Fuckery by Calliope_dreaming for Fictioninbloom

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • Complete Work

   12 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Dribble-drabbles
   • Short & ridiculous
   • crack adjacent
   • Unhinged Slytherins
   • Emotional damage over peonies
   • Wine-fuelled disaster
   • Friends to feral enemies to sobbing messes
   • Harry Potter is so done™
   • Drunk Pansy Parkinson
   • Dramatic Theo Nott
   • Slytherin_Girl91 made me do it
   • Theo's garden is better than Neville's

   Summary

   When Pansy drunkenly declares Neville’s garden superior, Theo’s night spirals into a wine-soaked rant about loyalty, goldfish, and the proper appreciation of peonies. Harry tries (and fails) to be Switzerland as chaos blooms in the flowerbeds.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Midnight Madness: A collection of dribble-drabbles

   Language:

   English

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