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  1. the Boys from Ipanema by

    Fandoms: Fast and the Furious Series  

    07 Feb 2013

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    From the 2011 kink meme. The *very detailed* prompt was:

    What the hell did they drink last night? More importantly, what did they do and where the hell is Brian?

    The morning after the forgotten night before, Dom and Crew wake up to their world turned upside down. Key points of interest:

    -the Charger is covered in paper mache and the trunk is full of Girl Scout cookies
    -Han's head is shaved and his eyebrows are missing
    -Rome has Transformer toys all over his body
    -Vince's hair is bleached platinum blond and he has a new silver grille (like L'il Jon)
    -Tej has a new possessive pet lemur, who wears a charm necklace full of mini safes, cars and computer charms
    -Rico and Tego have camera phones full of pictures with tall Amazonian women, who are actually men as Han points out later
    -All of Brian's clothes and Chucks are in the backseat of Charger, so what the hell is he wearing?

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