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  1. YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL BETWEEN A WHORE AND YOURSELF by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    13 Jul 2025

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    “Yeah…holy! Look at the outfit on that guy!” Apollo points as a rather elephant seal sized man wearing an all purple cheetah print suit who was smoking a cigar.

    Dionysus cried out laughing “HAHA! Even his shoes are cheetah print!” He points out! They all cackled like they were once young godlings.

    “I mean. At least the girl next to him is hot–” Hermes paused.

    Apollo and Dionysus glanced at each other at the sudden pause of their brother.

    Apollo shooks Hermes' shoulder “Dude, what's wrong?” He asked.

    Hermes turned around and had one of the most distraught, agony filled, and sorrowful expressions on his face.

    “Am I somehow drunk or is that girl Uncle P?”

    OR

    Apollo, Dionysus, and Hermes go clubbing and see Poseidon in a dress hanging out with some slob

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