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1. Dumb Ways to Die: Paris Edition by GoddessofFate

   Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, Paris the Musical - Fandom, Paris - English & Mackay  

   • Not Rated
   • Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   27 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Paris (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Paris dies and dies and dies again
   • you've heard of Darwin awards
   • get ready for winner of the millennia Paris of Troy
   • also winner of dumb ways to die
   • collection in honor of MadnBooks
   • who suggested the first death

   Summary

   says it on the tin. Paris getting himself killed as many times as we have ideas for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,656

   Chapters:

   4/5

   Comments:

   19

   Kudos:

   10

   Hits:

   118