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1. The Birds, The Bees, And The Knitted Penis by Louis_Moriarty

   Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jul 2025

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   • Sherlock Holmes/Louis James Moriarty (Yuukoku no Moriarty)
   • Louis James Moriarty (Yuukoku no Moriarty)
   • Albert James Moriarty (Yuukoku no Moriarty)
   • Sherlock Holmes (Yuukoku no Moriarty)
   • Sex Education
   • #SherlouisWeek_2025
   • Prompt: Free Day
   • domestic chaos
   • Albert tried his best
   • Post-Timeskip
   • Albert James Moriarty (Yuukoku no Moriarty) is a Mess
   • Good Sibling Albert James Moriarty (Yuukoku no Moriarty)
   • Ace Albert James Moriarty
   • Secret Relationship

   Summary

   Albert, as both the eldest of the brothers and the former head of the Moriarty family, had made a decision right then and there. A very responsible decision.

   Today, he would take up a sacred duty. One passed down from guardian to ward, father to son, disgraced ex-nobleman to scowling brother with too many knives hidden under his jacket.

   He would give Louis the Talk.

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