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Direct Messages: Pinky and Ochaa
Pinky
>> Attachment: 1 video
Ochaa
<< oh my god??
Pinky
>> cuteee right?
Ochaa
<< adorbs, but why did you send this to me 💔💔
<< you know i wish
Pinky
>> u know DAMN WELL your weird little gf would do that with you if you asked
Ochaa
<< NOT MY GF
Pinky
>> not yet 😉
>> ANYWAYS
>> back to the reason i sent it to u
Ochaa
<< OH.
<< would that not be too on the nose
<< i’m sure they’re already suspicious enough
Pinky
>> probablyyyyy
>> but that’s the problem
>> yes they’re suspicious but
>> WE CANT BE SUBTLE ANYMORE
>> NOTHING ELSE IS WORKING
Ochaa
<< no no ur right
<< i see ur point
<< i love deku but im sick of him freaking out over bakugou 💔💔
<< like
<< i promise thats ur man
<< just go get him
Pinky
>> THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNN
>> Blasty always goes on these whipped ass tangents
>> and then denies that he was ranting bcz he’s down bad
>> even tho he has literally admitted to my face and many others
>> that he’s basically in love with Midoriya
>> at the END OF FIRST YEAR
>> IT HAS BEEN ALMOST 2 YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT UGH
Ochaa
<< okay lock in
Pinky
>> no i wanna crash out :(
Ochaa
<< pls it’s for the greater good
<< how are we going to get them to do this
<< they’re not the type to do that just because it’s trending
Pinky
>> yes i see u
>> i have a vague idea planned
>> they wouldn’t do it for the trend
>> but they’re both obnoxiously competitive
>> so if we could use that somehow
Ochaa
<< okayokay
Pinky
>> give me like 2 minutes
>> i’m plotting
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Pinky created chat with Ochaa, Rock Hard…6 others
Pinky
>> first order of business
>> whoever will snitch on the plan to either blasty or midoriya
>> get OUTTTT
Ingenium
>> I am curious and slightly concerned of what this could be, just based on things you have attempted before.
>> But in the spirit of honesty, I will remove myself.
Ingenium has left the chat
Pinky
>> okay!!
>> i think we should be okay with everyone else
Tsu
>> lips are sealed
>> kero
Jirou
>> yea i won’t say anything trust 🙏🙏
Rock Hard
>> heck yea! even if this doesn’t work, sounds fun!!
Pinky
>> kiri it’ll work
>> i’m banking on it
>> or all of us might collectively go insane
Rock Hard
>> yea, as fun as it is to watch, the way they won’t face each other is NOT manly >:(
Ochaa
<< mina bby i don’t even know the plan yet :(
Pinky
>> wait shh im waiting for everyone’s confirmation
Hot and Cold
>> ok.
Yaomomo
>> I’ve kept my silence through all of your other schemes, what’s one more time?
Electroboii
>> i’m so down!!
Pinky
>> okay yay!!
>> so basically
>> Attachment: 1 video
>> i’m sure you guys have seen this trend going around on tiktok
Yaomomo
>> Yes, I have. But neither of them do trends, so I especially doubt they’d do something like that.
Pinky
>> yaomomoooo u didn’t let me finish :((
>> i swear im going somewhere with this
>> ocha my fellow wingwoman
>> would u do me the honor
Ochaa
<< yes okay!!
<< so basically
<< mina is planning to somehow
<< in some way
<< use their competitiveness to get them to do this
Pinky
>> because they may not be trendy but they’re both sure as hell competitive!!
Jirou
>> yea i have seen that trend
>> great song too
>> she burned me down is better tho imo
Ochaa
<< yea im just going to pretend ik what ur saying
Jirou
>> the
>> the band, man
>> type o negative
Electroboii
>> “she burned me down” js say ur a lesbiab
>> lesbiam
>> less bien
>> GIRLS!!
Jirou
>> okay take ur time
>> but back on topic
>> i see where you’re coming from
>> but how exactly??
>> it’s kinda an awkward thing to set up
Pinky
>> well
>> we’re well overdue for a 1A bonding night
>> well, 3A but we’ll always be 1A in my soul
>> and we can use Midnight-sensei’s recent lessons on social media as extra incentive if needed!!
Ochaa
<< okay i think i see where you’re going w this
Hot and Cold
>> Okay girl I see you.
Electroboii
>> omg he said the thing!!
Ochaa
<< rejoice!!
Pinky
>> i’m teaching u well :)
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Class 3A (AAA cz we are BATTERIES)
GEMGD
>> dunce face did you really change the name again
Electroboii
>> yes and
>> we are batteries
>> a big full pack of triple A batteries
>> of energy
Ingenium
>> Quite clever.
>> I will allow it.
GEMGD
>> jfc who died and left you in charge
Ingenium
>> I was in charge long before you died, Bakugou.
Pinky
>> OMFG
>> IIDA BURN
>> IM CACKLING
Darkness
>> I must admit I found that disturbingly humorous.
Scotch Tape
>> HAHAHAHAHHSBRBSJEHEH
GEMGD
>> WHAT THE FUCK.
>> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
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>> oui
>> i was not aware Iida knew how to do that
Ingenium
>> Do what?
Ochaa
<< he’s killing us and he doesn’t even know it
Pinky
>> okay as i was saying!!
Hot and Cold
>> You weren’t saying anything?
Deku
>> wait what’s going on??
GEMGD
>> this class sucks
>> that’s all you need to know
>> dropping out rn
>> as we speak
Deku
>> uh huh sure you would
GEMGD
>> don’t test me.
Deku
>> :p
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>> ah, young love
GEMGD
>> WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??
Deku
>> me and kacchan are just friends!!
Pinky
>> AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
>> we haven’t had class bonding in a while
>> and we don’t have many exams coming up
>> so i was thinking we could have a class game night!!
Ingenium
>> oh.
Jirou
>> HAHAHAHAHSHH
Electroboii
>> LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
GEMGD
>> nah
Deku
>> kacchan pls it’ll be fun!!!
>> plus
>> i need a buffer in case someone tries to get me to make out with mineta again
Grape Juice
>> oi what the hell??
>> rude
Yaomomo
>> Who let him back into this chat??
Ingenium
>> Unfortunately he is part of this class.
Jirou
>> heavy on the unfortunately
Pinky
>> ^^
Ochaa
<< ^^
Scotch Tape
>> ^^
Sato
>> ^^
Darkness
>> ^^
Grape Juice
>> i see how it is
GEMGD
>> and i see your point izuku
>> fine i’ll come
>> can’t promise i’ll actually participate though
Deku
>> wouldn’t expect anything more
>> thankuthankuthanku!!!!!
Pinky
>> friday?
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Dynadeku final resort club
Pinky
>> do u guys like the name
>> meet in my dorm in 15 to figure out a game plan
>> if any of u bring snacks or drinks i’ll give you a fat smooch
Hot and Cold
>> I’ll bring food, but I can do without the kiss
>> Thank you for the offer though.
Pinky
>> 💋 💋
>> virtual smooches
Jirou
>> ok omw soon
Yaomomo
>> Okay!
Electroboii
>> alr!!
Ochaa
<< i’ll bring mochi!!
Pinky
>> 💋 💋 💋 💋
Hot and Cold
>> Why does Uraraka get more kisses than me?
Pinky
>> oh my sweet summer child
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Ochako loved Deku, she really really did. Unfortunately, she’s only human and if getting half of the class on a crazy wingman project is what she needed to do for her best friend to finally calm down and stop making his long term crush the topic of most conversations, so be it. She briefly entertained the idea of the tangents getting significantly worse if (when, if she had any say in it) they start dating, but the thought made her shudder as she quickly shoved that thought aside.
Once she made it to Mina’s dorm, Ochako shifted the container of mochi she was holding to knock, but the door flew open as her hand was hovering above the wood.
“You’re late,” Mina deadpanned, staring the other girl dead in the eyes.
In response, Ochako held up the container of mochi she had sprinted out to buy at the last minute.
Mina’s eyes narrowed in contemplation. “Hm. You’re forgiven,” she spoke before breaking out into a wide smile and stepping aside to let Ochako in.
The sight Ochako was met with was wild, to say the least. Mina’s bed was pushed into the back corner to make room for what could only be referred to as a bird’s nest. An obnoxiously large chalkboard covered most of the far wall, likely courtesy of Yaomomo, a low raised table sat covered in sticks of chalk and snacks and drinks, while pillows, blankets, and a few small beanbags were being used as chairs. Mina is definitely going all out for this plan of hers.
The feeling of a gentle hand on the small of Ochako’s back snapped her out of her daze, and she started walking as Yaomomo guided her to the table.
“Now that all the members of the Dynadeku last resort club are here,” Mina announced, stepping into place directly in the middle of the chalkboard, “we can start making a plan.”
The pink girl turned to the chalkboard and started scrawling words across the top while Ochako busied herself with grabbing a can and opening it and shared a look with Yaomomo and Todoroki, silently communicating the sheer absurdity of the situation. However, it is Mina, nobody could expect anything less.
When Ochako finally turned her eyes back to the board, written on it was the following:
DYNADEKU LAST RESORT ™️
I Don’t Wanna Be Me tiktok trend
Competitive > trend
Class game night
Midnight media class
Mina turned around and clasped her hands together.
Todoroki was the first to speak.
“Pardon my pessimism, but we have dared them to kiss multiple times and all it has resulted in is Bakugou storming out and hiding out in his room, what makes you think this will turn out differently?”
Mina tongued her cheek in contemplation for a few seconds before responding.
“I hate to agree but I see your point. Thankfully we have a couple more incentives for this,” she stated hesitantly and started pacing, “we could argue that it could help boost their popularity, and therefore their hero careers before graduation, we obviously have the competitive personality thing going for us,” she continued pacing for a few more seconds before her eyes lit up.
“What is it?” Ochako questioned, fiddling with the tab on her can.
“We can get Midnight-sensei in on this. I’m sure she would, she loves stuff like this, and I highly doubt they would turn down a teacher, no matter how odd the request may seem,” Mina got progressively more excited during this, ending her tangent on barely less than a yell.
Kaminari’s face lit up once he processed what Mina had just said.
“Oh. My. God. You’re a genius,” Kaminari exclaimed.
“But it’s supposed to be a class game night, how would we reasonably incorporate her?” Yaomomo piped up, tilting her head curiously.
“She’s crashed game nights before, it would be easy to get her to do it again, especially if she gets to create drama,” Jirou contributed for the first time since this whole ordeal started.
The whole room made various sounds of agreement and everyone at the table clinked their cans together in celebration.
Mina turned back to the chalkboard and began writing more.
DYNADEKU LAST RESORT ™️
I Don’t Wanna Be Me tiktok trend
Competitive > trend
Class game night
Midnight media class
PLAN
Convince Midnight to crash game night
Pair up to make other content (lower suspicion)
One two skip a few
Our bbys finally get together
Mina’s eyes shone with a mischievous glint.
“Dynadeku squad, I think we have our plan”
“More like a rough draft but okay”
“JIROU HUSH”
“SHUT UP”
“SHHH”
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