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Hometown had a number of... disappearances lately, that seemed to be at the fault of a supernatural entity.
Shortly after the first disappearances, people would report getting strange, unnatural sounding phone calls from the missing people... Or even report seeing the missing people, shambling out in the woods...
...and then they would soon go missing, too.
And then they would make calls, or be sighted in the woods.
And the cycle continued.
It got so bad they had to bring back former Police Chief Asgore Dreemurr to help, but nobody could figure out what to do or what was going on. Hometown was rapidly running empty, and there was a lingering sense of dread around every corner...
And for the heroes of the prophecy... they could only hope that it didn't find out Dark Worlds existed.
Unfortunately, as it stalked through the lonely halls of the school one day, wearing the face of one that it had yet to take...
It did.
Falling into the closet, it soon heard the commotion of Castle Town, and lurched its way towards the town, ready to make a move, when-
"Geh hah hah..."
Rouxls Kaard teleported in front of it, between it and the entrance to town.
"Thou havest returned sooner than I expectede! There ist something that I wisheth to showe thou!" He said, and a box puzzle appeared in front of him. It had three tiles this time.
Nobody in town was close enough to see what would happen to Rouxls.
"Mine NEWEST PUZZLE! THOU SHALT NEVER SOLVE-"
The creature lunged at Rouxls, preparing to attack-
and a turn based battle started
it stared in confusion at the ui around it
"Ah. So thou wisheth to beatst the crapeth out of me." Rouxls flatly said. "Thou failed to solveth mine puzzle, so I shall taketh this as a signe of victory!... AND I WILL ALSO BEATST THOU IN COMBAT TOO FORE ANOTHER VICTORY"
Rouxls threw a rules card on the ground, and changed all of the creature's options to ACT
"And thiseth time, Lancer is sleepinge! NOBODY SHALL COME TO SAVETH THOU FROMST THE TRUE POWERE OF ROUXLS KAARD!!!" He shouted
The creature chose act
The fucked up analogue horror thing danced
Rouxls danced with it
"Thoust moves haveth gottene worse since last time" Rouxls commented
The creature was offended
Rouxls went to pull the soul out, and-
"Hey where's your soul"
The thing stared at him
"This won't workst! I needeth that soul to beateth the crape out of thou!" He said, and threw out another rules card, and suddenly the soul flew into the creature's body
"What the fuck" The player said looking at their screen
"That'seth better! Now, where were we"
Rouxls began dropping 70 million boxes on the soul, damaging the creature
Kris felt a disturbance from the Light World
As it went back to the creature's turn, its form began to slip, a deep rooted, animalistic rage within building...
Its stolen face half melted, a slew of inhuman sounds pouring from-
"ew i don'teth like that let's fixst that"
rouxls threw out another rules card
suddenly the entity snapped back into the form of kris
exactly like kris
it couldn't change its appearance anymore either
it was traumatized
The Player went to the ACTs
There were four options
Dance
Beg For Mercy
Flirt
Call For Help
The Player, naturally, selected Flirt
The creature could not stop itself from flirting with Rouxls Kaard
"That won't savest thou! I, Rouxls Kaard, shallt noteth be satisfied untilst thou TOIL LIKEST THE WORM THAT YOU ARE!!!" Rouxls shouted, and slammed the soul with more boxes
It is unclear whether the player purposefully got hit or if Rouxls actually hit his target
The Player went back to ACT and went to choose Flirt again
The creature frantically grabbed the soul before it could select it and began slamming the soul into the Call For Help button over and over again
...
But nobody came.
"Heyst wait can't I just"
Rouxls threw out a rules card
That said the opponent dies
The creature did a Tom & Jerry scream and was immediately SWOONed
The battle ended, with Rouxls Kaard victorious.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S RIGHT, THOUST FOOL!!! TOIL UNDER THE POWERE OF ROUXLS KAARD!!!!!!" He gleefully shouted
Suddenly Ralsei ran in
"K-Kris! I heard you call for-"
He froze, eyes wide as he saw something
The camera panned down
Kris and Susie were standing just below the fight staring at the fallen "Kris"
Susie snapped towards Kris and yelled "KRIS WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TWO OF YOU-"