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It was a dark war winteres day in the middle of September when William Afton was LOUDLY awokened from his dep sleeip by a very obnoxshus alarm cloc .
“NYAAA!! im gona be late >M<“ he sqeeled . For the most park william was a pretty normal teen.. exept for the fact he was not actually reaaly that much aof a teen if you think about it.. considereing he is actually around 40… but unfortunately he was pushed back a …couple….. grades… cough…couf…

He stuffed a piece of bread in his mouth (in a kawaii anime way ofc!!) kissed his dead kids graves goodbye… (just till he got home anyway) wiliamm pretended he was mentally stables but acutely he was very depresed and brocken inside … having accidentally (as one does) killed a fuck ton of kids …(by accidentally)
But he was putting on a smile.. a fake smil evey day… for.. just one … reason?

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Spongebobs eyes darted back and forth..?four. As he anxiouslyo looked aroudn his clas.. it was his firt day of the 12th grade and he didn’t really have anyyone.. patric star unfortunately passed very tragically after getting hit my a plane in a car accident… :(

ANYWAS.. since then sping bob was suffering gratefully from postpartum trauma.. and didnt. Really have any friends.. he liked it that way tho.. although…. He had noticed a very hot bunny milf stealing glasses at him frim the halways ..

spong bobb begun to drift into thot.. “woah.. that.. purble anime bunny milf is so atractif.., but i dont think he would ever be interested in.. me … sigh… with my DISGUSTING UGLY perfect flawless blonde hair.. and ATROCIOUS glistening blue orbs.. and HIDEOUS lawless skin.. im just too-“

just then he was interrupted by harry styles from wone direction.. “Gdayy mate.. pip pip cheerio or whatever British people say” spongebob was confusd.. why was broadway star harrystyles talking to HIM ?? “Uh hey… “ sponges bob muttered/stuttered? .. “youre looking like a rather knackered bloke… i was hoping we could have abit of a chin wag.. if youre hunky dory?” Said harry
“Oh yes of course famous pop star sensation harry styles.” Said bob,,spinge..?

“so how you feeling mate? You dont look to chuffed..” harry sighed

“yeah well my best friend died in vietnam last week..” said sponge bob who was sounding very annoyed

“oh crap mate! I had no clue.. was it the war??” Yelled harry

“no . He got into a car accident :/“ songebob scoffed .

Harry slowly shits to the side “oh thats abit lame innit?” Harry muttered.

Spongebob was just about to say something when suddenly.. a tall purple figure appeared behind harry and interupted him.

“Thats not a like sugoi thing to say harry >:/“ said the mysterious figure..

sponge bib couldnt see who it was but there was something about that voice that couldnt help but make him blush..

“oi wank off mate!this is nun of yer business “ snareled harry .

SUDENLY the figure pushed harry to the ground angrily and sponge bob got a glimpse of those ..ears? Wait… it couldnt be..could it? Was this the hot purple milf spongebob had been pondering earlier?
Before spinge bob could further think about this, harry was jumping up in the air .. he snapped his fingers and POOF the other one direction members appeared next to him!! They all burst into song

[Verse 1: Zayn]
She been my queen since we were sixteen
We want the same things, we dream the same dreams
Alright, alright
I got it all 'cause she is the one
Her mum calls me "Love," her dad calls me "Son"
Alright, alright

[Pre-Chorus: Niall]
I know, I know, I know for sure
[Chorus: All]
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

[Post-Chorus: All, Liam]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Oh, yeah)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Alright)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na
She belongs to me

[Verse 2: Liam, Louis & Liam, Louis]
Kisses like cream, her walk is so mean
And every jaw drops when she's in those jeans
Alright, alright
I don't exist if I don't have her
The sun doesn't shine, the world doesn't turn
Alright, alright

[Pre-Chorus: Niall]
But I know, I know, I know for sure
[Chorus: All]
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

[Post-Chorus: All, Liam]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Oh, yeah)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Alright)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

[Bridge: Harry]
She knows, she knows
That I never let her down before
Oh, she knows, she knows
That I'm never gonna let another take her love from me now

[Chorus: All, Zayn]
Everybody wanna steal my girl (Wants to steal my girl)
Everybody wanna take her heart away (Wants to take her love away)
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
(Well, find another one 'cause she belongs to me)
Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everybody wanna take her heart away
Couple billion in the whole wide world
Find another one 'cause she belongs to me (Oh, yeah)
[Post-Chorus: All, Niall, Zayn]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Oh, yeah, alright, yeah)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Alright)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na
She belongs to me
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (She belongs to me, yeah, oh, yeah)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Alright)
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
She belongs to me

Sponge bob was flabbergasted..

“what the helly??”he said .

The purple bunny looked just as shocked as spongebob . But he retaliated and also burst into song

Intro]
Hello, hello
Uh, this is just a friendly reminder about our company policy regarding the safe room, at no point should a customer go inside
Management has also been made aware that the spring-body animatronic has been noticeably moved

[Verse 1]
So here we are, my body inside this nightmare
Don't you stare for too long at my curse
What happened too fast, what happened in the past
Is something I would constantly rehearse
Yeah, I'm aggressive, nightmare unleashed
Feast your eyes on my magnetic demise beneath
All the tattered wires
Your futile demise will become your curse
[Pre-Chorus]
So I trapped myself away from immortal dismay
Then the blood so profound came to send me down
All the cable in my brain making me go insane
But the soul still lives

[Chorus]
I am the purple guy, come to see the show tonight
Turn the spotlight onto me, my body's ready, now begin
Now the purple rise, come to conquer all your cries
The phantoms are the less of your worries, so you better hurry
Just crank the noise
I'm the purple guy, you now die!

[Verse 2]
It's been too long, the blood shed on the walls inside of me
What was I to do when they could see
There's only one suit, what else was I to shoot?
Yet now I'm stuck for all eternity
So now I suffer, turmoil and fear is all around
You see the phantoms are yet to be freed
But they're stuck inside the immortal fire that burned them all
'Til the end was surely near

[Pre-Chorus]
So I trapped myself away from immortal dismay
Then the blood so profound came to send me down
All the cable in my brain making me go insane
But the soul still lives
[Chorus]
I am the purple guy, come to see the show tonight
Turn the spotlight onto me, my body's ready, now begin
Now the purple rise, come to conquer all your cries
The phantoms are the less of your worries, so you better hurry
Just crank the noise
I'm the purple guy, you now die!

[Bridge]
Leave me alone, I'm caught to the bone
The Springtrap has risen, goddamn, he's not alone
Leave me alone, I'm caught to the bone
The Springtrap has risen, goddamn, he's not alone
Leave me alone, I'm caught to the bone
The Springtrap has risen, goddamn, he's not alone
Leave me alone, I'm caught to the bone!
The Springtrap has risen, goddamn, he's not alone!

[Chorus]
I am the purple guy, come to see the show tonight
Turn the spotlight onto me, my body's ready, now begin
Now the purple rise, come to conquer all your cries
The phantoms are the less of your worries, so you better hurry
Just crank the noise
I'm the purple guy!
[Outro]
Leave me alone, I'm caught to the bone!
The Springtrap has risen, goddamn, he's not alone!

After that harry and the rest of one direction like fainted or died or something for now

“You okay kitten?” -william afton 05/ 07/ 21

“Yeah im okay now.. thanks “ said SpongeBob blushing aggressively , his heart was beating real fast now..

“Thats good? Can i sit here.” Wiliam smiled

“Uh yah if you like want to or whatever” said spongebob flustered

To be continued….

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William couldnt belive it! He had befriended his hallway crush!!! The only reason william kept smiling was for spongebob.. but he never noticed him ..

William and spongebob had actually been friends in the 1st grade but SpongeBob hand really remembers or anything . William remembered tho , amd he slowly developed a crush on him.. but there was one problem, william knew harry styles fancied him.. and harry was VERY protective of spongebob .
BUT harry is convieinently like dead now so thats kinda epic !,
Williams best friend king julien would always tease him about spongebob saying annoying stuff like
“Ugh william why dont you just go like talk to the guy? Its kind lf clear hes also gay as hell!”
To wich william would respond that harry was in the way

Willaim snaped out of thought and looked over at SpongeBob ,

“Waht class is ts again?” Said william (he knew the answer he just wanted an excuse to talk to spongebob)

“Erm i think its like english?” SpongeBob said

William could see his face going red and thought it was very cute! Suddenly jennifer coolidge approached them , accompanied by bill cipher,
(Note : pls read the following quotes in a Jennifer coolidge voice since idk how to write in her language , or bill if so prompted)

“Hey, have you guys done the homework?” Said Jennifer

“Uh no its like only the first day we dont have hw??” Said SpongeBob

“Oh.. yeah.., i kind of want a hotdog rn..” sighed Jennifer

“Sorry about her ,guys..” said bill “shes got some kind of dementia. So do you guys like want to be friends or something?”

“Uh sure”- sponge

Willaim nodded.

Ok then like a teacher or something inturupts them and they have a lesson or something so timeskip to lunch

William, spongebob , Jennifer and bill all walk out of class together, william sees king julien and mort and waves them over and they all go to eat lunch together

“They didnt have any hotdogs :(“ said Jennifer

“Yeah no .. just cereal”.. said bill

Mort and king julien were chomping on bananas

William looked lver and noticed spongebob didng have any lunch..

“Hey spingebob.. do you want to share my fruit loops with me?”

“Oooooo romantic..” giggled the others

Spongebob looked flustered.. william felt bad for drawing attention but he was also incredibly pissed at the otheres for making it weird.

“Shut up guys ! Im just trying to make sure he doesn’t get hungy? “

“Lol ok sure” said bill

The rest of their friends just rolled their eyes and continued muching on their cereal, spongebob reluctently took silliams cearal.

Jennifer decided to make a gc for the new fg and added everyone to it!!
“This is great” william thought” now i have SpongeBoys number “

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Spong bob was lying in his bed contemplatin the meanig of life and existence (as one dose) . When he heared s asound he didn’t never usually heard..
His phone…? His phone was… notifying him..! He pulled up his nokia 300 and read the notification.. what was this??? The name on his scren read “willyam” OH MY GODKD this was too good to be true!!! The hot anime bunny milf was texting HIM! !!! WOAHAH thats crazy guys.

William: hey bbg …. Wyd..

Spongekitten: uh..! William chan?? I was just um… *blushes* reading fanfics on ao3!!>////<

William: oh thats like kind of sugoi actually

Spongenya: wow… thank you.. william senpai…. *blusshed more*🥺👉👈

William: heh thats right kitten .. did you see the new Jeremy renner somg and book??

Spingbeob : OHMG YES!! I kind of wish there was an app i could talk about this on.. 😕

Willam : this is going to sound crazy but… have you heard of the jeremy renner app?

SPINGEBOB: woah thats like…. A thing.? NYA

silliam: yeah its like gkimd of epic ngl

Willyam: so anyway.. i got ur number from Jennifer.. she told me i needed to add you to likethe groupchay or something like but its like whatever yk..

Spongebob: ig that ok if ur there too william chan!! 😣

William: ofc kitten ~

JENNIFERS SUPER ROCKING GROUP CHATT:

Jennifer🌭 💞🌴🌺✨: hey guys!,

Bill: aweh my bru..
(Must’ve been the wind)
Bill: hey Jennifer

William: guys im going to add spongypoo pls be cool ..

King Julien: “spongypoo” is crazy 💀

*Spongekiten was added*

Jennifer🌭 💞🌴🌺✨: Hey spongebib

Spongebob: h-h-h… h- hey… guys 👉👈

Wilaim: hey..

Bill: WOAH HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEWS?!??

Jennifer🌭 💞🌴🌺✨:Oh my gawwwdd no?

SpongeBib: n…no…?

SpongeBob quickly srpinted to then kitchen to check his tv (bc he doesnt check on his phone lol why would he?) he turned on the tv and check the news ..
What….?? This had to be a joke.. there was no way….HARRY STYLES WAS ALIVE AND RELEASING A NEW SINGLE???!?!?

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Sponegbobwoke up the next morning..with abit of a sinking feeling.. but he js like brushed it off and swept his messy blonde hair that was glossy beutiful and perfect up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across his thick lucious lashes that brought out his shining blue ocean colored orbs b4 throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that he had thrown on the floor the night before after watching the news.. . He heard the doorbell ring from downstairs.

his mum (yes he has a mum now guys he always had a mum ) yelled “get down here quick!”

“NYAAAA what is it mum Uwu?” He said back, she was so annoying sometimes.

“your new owners are here,” she stated.

“my- what?” He stammered, perfect pink lips oepnif in shock.

“yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? ??now open the door”

he opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly ugly but harry opened his arms and gave him a sexy smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun.

“hey dishy princess get your bits n bobs were leaving immenintly.”

SOPINGEBOB WAS SHOOK why tf was harry styles back?? And what was his mum even saying?. She sold him..? To…? One…direction..? More specifically… harry…styles… spongebob was scared… he needed to tell william! But it was too late.. harry had snatched spongeboband the rest of one direction followed…

“Oh keep your hair on mate..were going to make you happy spingbib!! Stupid william wasin the way.. but now im going to take you somewhere he can never find you..”

Harry and spingebib were in the back of a van.., the rest of one direction were all sitting in the front of the van driving.. exept zayn.. he was on the bycicle pulling the car .

It seemed like theyd been driving for hours.. and the whole time harry had been staring deep into spongebibs glistening blue orbs.. spongebob was NOT however flustered. If this had been his tall handsome sexy purple anime bunny milf william (wich it was not.) he probs would’ve been.. but this was harry styles… stupid.. ugly… sexy? Harry styles..

“Why are you … doijg this.. harry.?” Spongebib stuttered..

“Because i… bingo bongo bobs your uncle love you…” said harry in a sultry voice that sent shivers down spingbibs spine..

“You dont even know me harry..”said spongeboy

“Oh but i think youll find i do mate . Ive fancied you for so long..”

Spongebob began to feel sleepy.. drowsy……?

“Ah thatl be the laxitives i put in your tea.. oh and also probs the horse tranqs “ harry smirked
“Y- you wont get away with this!! Willaim senpai will find m-” Sponegbob excalaimec but before he could finsih his sentence he was knocked out.