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The wind crashes through the window on a stormy stormy night.
“I missed this, you” said the blonde vampire.
Louis then pulls away and states “come home with me”
“Yes! Yes! Yeeeeeesssss!” Lestat replies. “I thought you’d never ask” said with a subtle French twang.
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The French vampire, now with the show stopping man in his arms flies (1000 miles per hour) with Dubai just ahead of them. For the first time Louis doesn’t envy the cloud gift feeling all so safe in lestats arms, taught if bring up some… painful memories. On the way they pass 2 familiar faces an elderly man and a young vampire with piercing eyes, meaningful glances were exchanged.
They then reach Louis’ home of height.
“Gosh darn I dropped the keys like a thousand miles back”
“It okay, mon cher” the 2 lovebirds then crash through their new bedroom window. “This is dull” says the Frenchman.
“Armands choice” Louis states exasperately.
“DONT worry I’ll give it a little sprucing” said the triangular waisted dashing blonde.
“I think you need some sprucing, let’s get u to the bath” exclaimed the American vampire.
The two then proceed to the lavish tub. Filled with bubbles and hair care products.
Lestat then takes off his aged robe and AHVE it to Louis “for safe keeping and memories past and future” Louis accepted gracefully. As Louis reaches for a bottle of shampoo he realises a fatal mistake, NOOOOO lestat has silky smooth hair of a white Frenchman, louis and previously Armand cannot relate. “Why the long face, pretty Louis” the Frenchman exclaims after realising the man’s pained expression “our hair doesn’t mesh, oh no Ive miscalculated distracted by the magic of your speedster level flight” “it’s okay ma petit boulot it will do just fine” “am i really only part time?” “ le temps en temps I like a little, space is that so wrong” “ of course not! Me too!”
The blonde man then stepped into the lavish tub, as previously mentioned. “Ahhhh just right!” He exclaimed referring to the temperature. Louis then begins to rub a dub the mismatched shampoo into the musically talented man’s head as lestat begins to hum a tune “ my next single! I’m naming ‘lavish Louis a Dubai adventure’”. Louis thinks to him self wow a song just for me, how romantic. Lestat then reveals “I brought some dye for a bit of zazz, preparation for the rock lifestyle” “RAD” exclaims Louis as his he takes a red tube of artic fox from his robe pocket.
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As the emerged into the bedroom Louis exclaims “ a talk is to be had” in his endearingly authentic nola accent that brought a smile to the Frenchmans face, but not in this instance as he knows they have arrived at the moment he has deeply dreaded since that fateful Parisian night, all those years ago. “O-okay my Angle” “last time we lived together, it didn’t end… so well. Even with the youthful Claudia that lit our lives” said the younger vampire “I think we’ve progressed enough to try again as we live eachother all so much mon cher” reapinded the blonde vampire as his eyes changed to a subtle purple hue. “I’m willing to give it a try!” Lestat screams internally of joy and laughter. “back to nola I reckon, it truly is home, my St Louis. Let’s leave ASAP (rocky).” “Okay but not in your rickety shed, we shall invest in a lavish home fit for kings, as we are”
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They then began to speed back in the direction they came, sight set on their true home.