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Maya cracks open one eye. ‘Nick, your text noise is so boring,’ she says. ‘You really need to spice it up a bit. Hey, how about a Steel Samurai sound effect to match your ringtone? I have a really good one of the Steel Samurai yelling I counter!. It’s only five dollars – here, pass me your phone, you just have to text a number to download it –’
‘Don’t you dare,’ says Phoenix, holding his phone out of her reach. ‘If that’s what you spend your share of the money on, maybe I should let you buy the burgers for a change sometimes.’
‘I buy other important stuff too. Like key chains, and cream puffs, and Nickel Samurai posters, and – oh.’
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In which Pearl, Maya and Phoenix process the Engarde trial in their own ways; and in which Phoenix receives a late-night text.