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Octonauts GC Chaos

Summary:

"Paani: Kwazii, I am glad you got banned from the kitchen, you HowToBasic wanna be ass."

"Kwazii: Time to piss off Tweak again for the millionth time."

"Kwazii: ...we just basically went through Scary Floridian Simulator."

"Tweak: Another win to the deaf."

AKA the Octonauts chat fic

Notes:

Note: This chatfic will sometimes have the cast be OOC of their original personalities of the source material; sometimes, they will be in character. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Kwazii being a silly billy :D

Chapter Text

(8:15 AM, Monday)

Shellington: Guys, Help! There is a major disaster in the kitchen!

Shellington: Poached Egg Disaster.png, Vegimals Scared.png

Peso: Are the Vegimals alright?

Dashi: Excuse me, how did this happen?

Tweak: Why does the moment Kwazii gets in the kitchen, he thinks he is in a HowToBasic video?

Shellington: Who in the jumping jellyfish is HowToBasic?

Dashi: Australian YouTuber who does wacky stuff and cooks in the most unhinged way possible

Kwazii: @everyone, Help in the kitchen now!!!

Barnacles: Why can't you be normal when cooking, Kwazii?

Kwazii: I am bad at cooking.

Shellington: Me Cursing At Kwazii.vid

Tweak: ...Man, I just wanted scrambled eggs, not this crap.

Kwazii: Am I banned from cooking in the kitchen now?

Everyone online in the chat besides Kwazii (in unison): Yes.

Kwazii: At least I have a Soundcloud rapper career where my songs are the best, trust!!!

Tweak: Another win to the deaf.

Dashi: This is so fire, you need to put it out with a fire extinguisher right now!

Kwazii: Why are you all roasting me on my peak music career?

Peso: I'd rather hear my little brother Pinto sing than this.

Kwazii: Damn :(

Kwazii: Sad Cat.png

Tweak: Dashi's music taste in Kpop is better than this hot piece of garbage.

Dashi: I am one slight inconvenience away from going feral on you all

Barnacles: I should have gone feral on this team a long time ago. 

Chapter 2: Upset Floridian

Summary:

Tweak tweaks out at the duo.

Notes:

I am having so much fun writing this fic lmao, anwywyas thank you for reading!

Chapter Text

(Tuesday, 7:55 AM)

Dashi: Guys, why do I see a video called, "Kwazii and Shellington tries to drive the GUPs at 4 am and goes wrong (NOT CLICKBAIT, SO SAD!!!!!, Watch the end for a special cameo of a Floridian!!!!!!?!?!?!?)" on my YouTube fyp? 

Dashi: (Sends YouTube link to the video )

Tweak: Long story short, those two thought it was a great idea to go joyriding in the gups at 3 am, and they crashed. But they fixed it in like an hour. By the time they came back, I was pissed and chased them around for 15 minutes straight. But they thought my reaction was so funny they uploaded the video.

Peso: I am still wondering how Kwazii hasn't gotten injured from that.

Barnacles: Don't worry, I've banned them from driving the GUPs for 2 months.

Kwazii: ...It was just a tiny teeny error.

Tweak: Then explain to me why I had to wake up at 5 am so I could fix the GUPs you crashed entirely. Just let me sleep when I sleep.

Kwazii: ...Oh.

Professor Inkling: What seems to be the matter?

Dashi: Scroll up.

(A few minutes later of reading...)

Professor Inking: Oh, Oh dear. Well, good job for the Captain for taking necessary action.

Barnacles: No problem, Inkling.

Dashi: Where is Shellington?

Tweak: Still sleeping.

Dashi: Tell him to wake up then.

(8:10 AM)

Shellington: Oh, morning. I am sorry for what I did. I'll go driving then.

Tweak: Shellington, you are banned from driving the GUPs for 2 months, just Captain's orders.

Shellington: OK. I understand. (Shellington thinking to himself, "Why in the heck did I trust Kwazii with going on his 3 am cruise in the GUPs?)

Kwazii: If you think about it, we just basically went through Scary Floridian Simulator.

Tweak: Kwazii, for the last time, I am not scarier than Florida Man.

Kwazii: Pretty sure you are.

Tweak: Wait, how do you even know I'm from Florida!?

Kwazii: You told us your childhood place was the Everglades.

Tweak: I don't know if I'm supposed to be mad that you think I am scarier than Florida Man or surprised that you remember that specific detail.

Kwazii: Bye, I'm going to ditch this convo.

Dashi: This is just another morning in the group chat.

Chapter 3: Pinto Problems

Summary:

Pinto has joined the gc for a short time, oh no.

Notes:

Author's Note: I am trying to represent the problems with younger Gen Alpha kids in this chapter. If I get anything wrong, please let me know.

Chapter Text

(Tuesday, 12:30 PM)

Peso: Guys, how do I cure my little brother, Pinto's Gen Alpha slang?

Kwazii: Take the tablet away from him.

Peso: I did that once and he threw a fit over that.

Tweak: Bro, Society as a whole is cooked with this new Gen Alpha slang faster than I can say, "buncha muncha crunchy carrots."

Dashi: Yep. Honestly, we are done for.

Peso: At least his grades are doing good.

Kwazii: Good, I was going to ragequit if his grades were F-

Shellington: Why are we discussing how an 8-year-old's brain works? Are we even psychologists?

Dashi: The answers to both of those are no.

(Pinto has been invited to the group chat.)

Pinto: Yo, wassup y'all are you sigma and alpha enough to reply to my messages in this convo for the huzz?

Tweak: What in the absolute swamp n' marsh of the Evergaldes are you saying?

Dashi: Well, time to brace for impact with the amount of slang my brain cells are going to be forced to read and understand.

Kwazii: Why does every time I hear the name Pinto, I think of Pinto beans?

Peso: To be fair, he is a cute little bean and also a load as a younger brother.

(Barnacles is now online.)

Barnacles: Peso, why is Pinto in the group chat?

Pinto: No Idea.

(Pinto has been removed from the group chat.)

Dashi: Finally, I neither have to comprehend nor understand Gen Alpha language this time.

Kwazii: That is such a W to all of us.

Tweak: So yay?

Dashi: Yep.

Tweak: YAAAAY!!!

(Everyone in the GC is now offline.)

Chapter 4: Peso Crashout Core!!!

Summary:

Peso is finally tired of Kwazii's and Pinto's bullshit

Notes:

Peso will be slightly OOC for this one but this was still fun to write nevertheless.

Chapter Text

(Tuesday, 4:15 PM)

Kawzii: Peso, Matey, I got injured again.

Peso: ....

Kwazii: Uhm, what's wrong?

Peso: Kwazii, YOU ABSOLUTE RECKLESS OF A FELINE!!! HOW DO YOU GET YOURSELF INJURED FOR THE 22ND TIME IN A WEEK! YOU ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH

Kwazii: I didn't ask for a bloody yapnado.

Kwazii: Wait, why are you in my room?

Kwazii: OH SHI-

(4:30 PM)

Peso: There we go, all better! :D

Peso: DON'T GET YOURSELF HURT AGAIN NEXT TIME YOU ABSOLUTE TABBY PIRATE FELINE.

Kwazii: No promises.

(Peso and Kwazii have gone offline.)

(POV: Peso texting Pinto)

(9:45 PM)

Peso: Pinto, why did you say the bloody huzz? Bro, you are way too young to understand what that means.

Pinto: YES I DO!!!!

Peso: Are you trying to ragebait with your Gen Alpha slang?

Pinto: Maybe

Peso: Good night and see you tomorrow.

Pinto: No.

Peso: Yes means Yes.

Pinto: No.

Peso: YES!

Pinto: FINE!

( They both go to sleep unhappy that they have to deal with annoying issues in their lives. )

Chapter 5: Paani has joined

Summary:

Paani has joined the gc, so add more chaos ig

Notes:

Kwazii speedrunning to annoy Paani lols

I also don't have a damn clue that how I get this energy to write fics everyday but hey it's Octonauts so I roll with it.

Chapter Text

Tuesday, 7:00 PM)

(Paani has joined the chat.)

(All the members besides Prof. Inkling are online now.)

Paani: Hi, so what happened in here before I joined

Kwazii: Oh, hi, Pani Puri.

Paani: Very funny of you Kwazii, I AM NOT A SOUTH ASIAN SNACK OK!?

Dashi: Scroll up.

Paani: Oh ok.

(After like a few minutes of Paani reading all the texts.)

Paani: Kwazii, I am glad you got banned from the kitchen, you HowToBasic wanna be ass.

Kwazii: My cooking is perfect, matey, trust.

Paani: You come from a country that stole spices from many nations due to colonialism, and yet you still don't know how to use them and still prefer spice mixes..

Kwazii: ....

Tweak: Paani you are so fr tho, glad that you are defending yourself.

Dashi: Yup, btw this isn't the first time Kwazii has been a menace to use on this ship.

Paani: Thanks.

Kwazii: Hey Paani, are you water? Because I always rely on you to be alive.

Paani: I know that my name means water in some languages of the Indian subcontinent but you don't need me 24/7.

Dashi: Also, Peso had a crashout on Kwazii.

Paani: Justified crashout though.

Tweak: Oh ok, damn then.

Shellington: Why the fuck does my body like to betray my balance everytime I want to walk at midnight like does my anatomy really hate myself?

Tweak: Yes.

Dashi: probably.

Paani: I'm a hydrologist, I don't have a manswer.

Kwazii: Then do research bro.

Capt. Barnacles: Everyday I wonder, if it was a good idea to make this groupchat at all.

Chapter 6: Early Day Shenanigans

Summary:

Kwazii almsot died and yeah tweak and dashi have the most bestie gurl bestie convo they ever had at 7 am

Notes:

Finally doing some more Shellington representation in this chatfic YAAAY!

Chapter Text

(Wednesday: 3:00 AM)

 

Tweak: Kwazii, wtf you doing in the kitchen at 3 am?

 

(Tweak has sent Feline Snackin' at 3 AM.png)

 

Kwazii: Cold water is the best at 3 am; Idk what's wrong with that.

Tweak: Bro, why you texting in the gc then bro Just use private DMs.

Kwazii: I'M TOO LAZY TO GIVE A CRAP

Kwazii: Oh shit, why is the Captain here

Kwazii: Oh no

Kwazii: TWEAK HELP ME

(Kwazii has sent Angy Polar Bear.png)

Tweak: Nah I'm going to bed gn you deal with your own problems

(Tweak has gone offline)

Kwazii: BRO WHY I THOUGHT WE HOMIES

(Kwazii has also gone offline)

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

(Wednesday, 7:00 AM)

 

( Dashi, Shellington, Tweak and Kwazii are now online )

 

Dashi: Rise and shine you all.

Kwazii: I was dumb at 3 am.

Shellington: Jumping Jellyfish! I finally got 8.5 hours of exact REM sleep!

Tweak: Congra-! WAIT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING 8.5 AT ALL!?

Shellington: Sometimes, I only do like 4-5, maybe 6-7 if I'm lucky.

Dashi: Go to sleep earlier bro.

Shellington: But what about my research from our missions?

Dashi: Leave that until when you wake up and after eating breakfast

Tweak: True, like bestie, me and dashi get like what 8-9 hours of sleep at most.

Kwazii: I get like 7-8 at most.

Shellington: Wait, so my sleep schedule is absolute dog shit?

Kwazii: Maybe

Dashi: YES IT IS

Tweak: BRO GET MORE SLEEP.

Shellington: Ok fine yall stop typing in all caps it's 7 am geez.

Tweak: ok thanks bestie

Dashi: fr, thanks Tweak.

Kwazii: Why do you two talk like you didn't move past high school?

Dashi: Well yes we do, but we like to do that.

Tweak: truth nuke.

Kwazii: ok aight, welp I'm cooked when I see Barnacles

Shellington: aight have fun with that

Kwazii: Will do

— — — — — — — — — — — — —

 

Chapter 7: Angy Polar Bear

Summary:

Angy Polar Bear and some new friends soon into this chaotic series

Notes:

Here you go all enjoy this chapter!!! (*hands it to you casually like nothing wrong happened*)

Chapter Text

(Wednesday, 1:30 PM)

 

(Dashi, Kwazii and Tweak are online.)

Kwazii: Guys I accidentally trapped our captain in the closet, HELP PLS!!!!!!

Distressed and angry polar bear noises are heard in Kwazii's background

Kwazii: Ok so basically I...

Dashi: Bro we don't care about the backstory of how you get him in there

Tweak: just get him the fuck out of there rn

Kwazii: Ok.

Dashi: I swear you have probably almost died more times than all of the others including me

Kwazii: ah shit, I gtg

(Kwazii has gone offline)

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(Wednesday, 2:15 PM)

(Kwazii, Peso and Shellington are online)

Kwazii: Yo, so, I made the Captain go feral for making him be in that tiny ass closet for a minute and I got scratched in the arm by him but dw Peso patched it up

Peso: Bro, why do you make me wanna go crash out on you every single time you get severely injured for a dumb reason?

Kwazii: It's how I am, I was born to be reckless and feral

Peso: Then stop

Shellington: yea Peso ngl speaking some true facts over here, we don't want you to get injured for the 67th time this week

Kwazii: Oh aight then >:(

Peso: We just care about you

Kwazii: Oh....sorry then mate

Shellington: How many hours have to slept today?

Kwazii: 5 or 6

Shellington: Oh. I can't be one to judge though

Peso: Yep

———————————————————

(Captain Barnacles has gone online.)

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Shellington: Btw kwazii, STOP MIDNIGHT SNACKING

Kwazii: NO

Peso: YES

Kwazii: YEOW!!! NO!!!!

Shellington: Jumping jellyfish! WHAT'S ALL WITH THE ALL CAPS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!?

Peso: I don't know!

Barnacles: What is all of this argument about?

Shellington: We kept using too many exclamation marks

Barnacles: Oh, ok. Next time, please use less.

Peso: Will do

Shellington: Yes Sir.

Kwazii: hmmm, yeah, I think I can do that.

Barnacles: Thanks, have a great time chatting, btw there will be some new members added into this group chat as I want them to know you all better.

Shellington: Seems good to me

Peso: Ooh, I'm so excited wondering who it will be to join us in the group chat!

Kwazii: Fine with me

Chapter 8: Convincing Shellington

Notes:

Tweak, Dashi and Shellington bestie time!!!!

Chapter Text

(Wednesday, 4:35 PM)

(Tweak, Dashi and Shellington are online)

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Shellington: Hi, how is everyone this fine day?

Dashi: just did a 360 No Scope across the map in Fortnite

Tweak: Me and Dashi got that dub alright.

Shellington: Oh ok.

Shellington: That's  interesting

Dashi: Lolzzz 

Tweak: I just wonderin how you all havent caught up to our level yet

Shellington: I ain't really the type to play online games I prefer ping pong.

Dashi: Trust me fortnite is legit the best time you'll ever have in squads.

Shellington: so you played in duos right?

Tweak: Yup

Shellington: So a squad is just duo but more people.

Dashi: you got it right

Shellington: So then why should I play fortnite and get that dub with you 2 as a trio?

Dashi: because it will be fun trust!!!

Tweak: Yuppers!!!

Shellington: I guess it can't hurt to try one match

Dashi: Yas!

Tweak: Yippee!!

Shellington: Great glad we can agree on something to do on this slow afternoon

(Tweak, Dashi and Shellington have gone offline.)

Chapter 9: Min joins the chaos

Summary:

More chaos, chaos and chaos!!!!

Notes:

Heads up, I might make older characters like Min, Inkling and Natquik to talk more formally and not more informally, as I headcanon that they would talk formally no matter if it's in person or text.

Chapter Text

(Thursday, 5:25 PM)

(Min has joined the chat.)

(Inkling, Kwazii, Min and Peso are now online.)

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Inkling: Ahm Min, nice to see you again in here, how has it been?

Min: Pretty good so far, I haven't been told by anybody I was going to be in here now.

Inkling: Well, it's for and let me quote this, "to get to know each other better."

Min: Oh, I now understand

Kwazii: I know you two are having a friendly conversation but can you please take this it Private DMs

Min: Why?

Kwazii: it clutters up the chat

Peso: Kwazii, did you miss the whole point of Barnacles adding more people to the group chat?

Kwazii: I think personally they should take this conversation to private DMs

Min: Oh ok, fine, I will do that next time.

Kwazii: Oh yeah, by the way. You don't have to use periods or capitalization unless it's a place or at the start or commas just make it readable enough so we can understand you

Min: I understand that, but I have been just used to writing formally.

Inkling: Don't worry Min, I think you will get the way the language during texting and writing formally differences soon or at least like in a month.

Peso: We are here to guide, not to shame.

Min: Thank you.

Kwazii: Welp gtg

Kwazii: Time to piss off Tweak again for the millionth time.

Peso: Oh bye then ig.

Min: What are these abbreviations for?

Peso: Ig is I guess and gtg is got to go or gotta go

Min: Oh, thank you.

Peso: You're welcome.

Inkling: No problem.

(Inkling, Kwazii, Min and Peso have gone offline.)

Chapter 10: Selva joins the chaos

Summary:

COngrats selva fans, ya gurl got finally represented in my chatfic.

Notes:

Author's note: I got dental surgery 2 days ago so that kind of dismotivated me but I'm back now!

Chapter Text

(Thursday, 7:10 PM)

(Selva has joined the chat.)

(Kwazii, Inkling, Min, Paani, Selva and Shellington are online.)

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Selva: Good evening, how is everyone? 

Kwazii: Fine matey, welcome aboard to this absolute mess of this group chat 

Selva: Oh ok.

Paani: It is 1:40 AM for me. What are you talking about?

Kwazii: Paani, shut up, no one cares about time zones.

Inkling: Well, for us, it is 7 in the evening.

Shellington: Same here, we are in UTC -1

Min: It's 4 in the morning for me.

Selva: I keep forgetting about time zones.

Paani: What time zone are you in then

Selva: I am in the same timezone with Shellington and Inkling

Inkling: Min, care to explain why you are up at 4 in the morning?

Min: Possibly due to your unrealized ignorance of time zones?

Inkling: Fair point.

Paani: That is why you keep bothering me at 4 am

Shellington: Maybe

Kwazii: Exactly

Paani: Welp, screw you guys, I'm going to sleep

Min: I do not want to have a lack of rest on an important day I need to make maps or be in a possible mission.

Inkling: Understandable, have a good night of sleep and see you soon!

Inkling: And for me, I will also depart my activeness in this group chat.

——————————————————————————————

(Inkling, Min and Paani have gone offline.)

(Kwazii, Selva and Shellington are still online.)

——————————————————————————————

Kwazii: Did I really just kill the vibe of this chat?

Shellington: No, it's just they actually care about their sleep schedule

Kwazii: You are the opposite person to speak on that matter

Shellington: You are also that as well!

Selva: So, does that mean I am the only person who's normal with sleep?

Kwazii: How much do you get?

Selva: 9 hours

Kwazii: Damn bro, why that much?

Selva: Because I'm a botanist and need more REM sleep?

Kwazii: Tell that to Shellington and his ass majoring in marine biology but still getting like 6 hours

Shellington: I am getting 7 hours now

Kwazii: k.

Selva: At this point, you two both need to see a medic

Kwazii: bro peso will MEGA crash out again if he finds out I am not getting enough sleep

Selva: Rightfully so

Shellington: He is just ragebaiting both of us

Selva: yeah, probably.

Kwazii: Oh ok then, more hot cocoa for me

Shellington: It's not even December bro

Kwazii: And?

Shellington: bro I hate you

Selva: I am outta here

Kwazii: Ok bye then you nerds.

Selva: k, bye.

Shellington: I didn't ask for that backhanded compliment but ok bye then.

(Kwazii, Selva and Shellington have gone offline.)

Chapter 11: Pinto is back

Summary:

No more pinto slander so yay

Notes:

I will stop doing Pinto slander in this chatfic as of right now I might do in the future but I won;t say when

Also my mouth is doing much better as of recovery woise so thanks for all who cared and supported me!

Chapter Text

(Friday, 1:45 PM)

(Pinto has been added to the  group chat)

(Kwazii, Peso and Pinto are all online)

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Kwazii: Welp, we meet him again,

Peso: He has improved in a few days, I somehow cured him of his stupidity

Pinto: How do I get a job?

Peso: You can't, you aren't even 18 yet.

Pinto: Ok,  then can i assist you?

Peso: Sure then

Kwazii: wow he really did change in 3 days

Peso: I did it somehow

Kwazii: Thanks, I remember when he spammed saying he was going to report me for saying job or employment or work.

Peso: Finally, music to my ears.

Pinto: I heard Koshi and Periwinkle opened a lemonade stand

Peso: Oh, is it a real one?

Pinto: It's pretend

Peso: Oh ok

Kwazii: MOVE THIS TO PRIVATE DMS BRO

Pinto: No

Peso: Why?

Kwazii: It's annoying

Peso: But you said that yesterday

Kwazii: It still applies

Pinto: How?

Kwazii: Oh. Nevermind then

Peso: We still need to have a reason from you.

Kwazii: How about nah >:D

Pinto: Oh ok

Peso: then bye ig, I have to sort and rearrange my supplies with Pinto in medbay

Kwazii: I'll go annoy you then

Peso: Did you get injured again

Kwazii: No.......well yea

Peso: For frick's sake can YOU PLEASE STOP GETTING INJURED!?

Kwazii: Maybe 

Peso: Ok good

Kwazii: bye then

Pinto: Bye!!!!

(Kwazii, Peso and Pinto have gone offline.)

Chapter 12: Natquik is here yay!!!

Notes:

Hai there!!!

So, I haven't published in 4 days, I had band camp and got tired from it so I took a break from writing.

don';t worry all the other old people will be here soon enjoy!

Chapter Text

(Friday, 4:50 PM)

(Natquik has been added to the groupchat.)

(Barnacles, Inkling and Natquik are all online.)

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Natquik: Good evening.

Inkling: Good evening to you, sir.

Barnacles: Ah, Natquik! What brings you here?

Natquik: You invited me, didn't you?

Barnacles: Erm...yes.

Natquik: Oh, wonderful news, what is this chat being used for?

Barnacles: To meet each other with the other Octoagents if they haven't.

Inkling: If they have, it's more convenient as we don't have to manually use a radio.

Natquik: But, what if the Octo-watch is broken?

Barnacles: That's a different story.

Inkling: Oh well, I'll ask Tweak in case that happens.

Natquik: Oh, good to know then.

Barnacles: Nice seeing you again after all this time, Natquik!

Natquik: You too.

Barnacles: Say? Any important research you have done?

Natquik: Oh, it's all on paper, so I can't send it in an online document.

Barnacles: You can use a laptop to copy all those notes onto a document.

Natquik: It's 10 at night for me, and I don't want to risk staying up that late.

Barnacles: Understood.

Inkling: So, then do we all go offline?

Natquik: I will.

Barnacles: I will too.

Inkling: Me three.

Natquik: Stay safe!

Barnacles: Hahaha, Natquik, you and your worries still crack me up, even as I have grown older.

Natquik: Glad to hear that.

(Barnacles, Inkling and Natquik are now all offline.)

Chapter 13: Interrogation

Notes:

hi so Im back from the first 3 days of school i'll try to write more on the weekends since im less busy then that time

Chapter Text

(Saturday, 1:50 PM)

(Kwazii, Shellington, Selva and Tweak are online)

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Tweak: Ok, someone fess up, who ate my crunchy munchy carrots?

Shellington: I'm in the lab

Selva: I am not even in the Octopod.

Kwazii: Tweak, uhm maybe it was you?

Tweak: I wasn't even in the kitchen at 6 am

Kwazii: I ate your carrots, but I washed and boiled them.

Tweak: BRO YOU CAN'T COOK IN THE KITCHEN

Kwazii: Says who?

Tweak: The Captain!

Kwazii: Bro, he ain't gonna do anything to me, I swear, it's not like he checks the security footage every hour

Shellington: Not to burst your bubble, but Kwazii he does.

Tweak: Like Shellington said, he does check.

Kwazii: ....FU-

Selva: aight anyways.

Kwazii: He isn't even online in the chat.

Tweak: Soon he will.

KWazii: So?

Tweak: Bruh.

Shellington: Bro can I just nerd out with Selva in peace?

Kwazii: Use Private DMs bro.

Shellington: Oh Ok thanks.

Tweak: Anyways, I'm going offline.

Kwazii: Me too!

Shellington: Me three!

Selva: Me four.

Tweak: aight good.

Kwazii: So what now?

Shellington: oh ok. go enjoy your punishment ig

Kwazii: Oh yeah Shellington btw, STOP COLLAPSING LIKE DAMN LEGOS WHEN WITHOUT YOUR BOOTS

Shellington: it's just what my body does, can you respect that pls?

Kwazii: fine I will.

(Kwazii, Shellington, Selva and Tweak are now offline.)

Chapter 14: Silly Shellington time

Notes:

I learned the monomers (monosaccharides) are small pieces and the polymers (Carbohydrates) are the full set from my advanced biology teacher today so I am glad I can use that anology forever until I end this school year.

Chapter Text

(Saturday, 2:50 PM)

(Shellington and Peso are online)

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Peso: Uhm, Shellington do you have any fun facts for me?

Shellington: Fun fact about foods with carbs! Bread contains carbohydrates (or known as carbs cuz people like to abbreviate for some reason), but carbs are just the full set or polymers. The small piece themselves are monosaccharides, which are monomers.

Peso: Good to know.

Shellington: It's also noted that some of these combined monosaccharides are good for you in moderation, just don't eat too much of them.

Peso: Where did you get this?

Shellington: I know I am a marine biologist, but I got this from a science blog I like to read a lot about

Peso: Ok then

Shellington: Btw. wanna have an apple?

Peso: Yes

Shellington: But I thought an apple a day keeps the doctor away

Peso: I'm a medic so I care about my health so I eat an apple a day

Shellington: Oh.

Peso: anyways. i gtg go check on Pinto to make sure he didn't fail his classes again

Shellington: aight that's great

Peso: Why does Tweak always get mad at you and Kwazii?

Shellington: Nonsense! She never gets mad, she just underestimates my driving skills!

Peso: You crashed the same GUP 12 times this month

Shellington: That's different.

Peso: You probably learned how to drive straight out of a kids book and also applies to Kwazii

Shellington: Who told you that insult!?

Peso: Tweak did

Shellington: Ok I guess I will be piqued by marine biology again for the bajillionth time this day.

Peso: But you do that every day

Shellington: I already ate my lunch and nutrition today so I'm good.

Peso: Ok then go break a leg

Shellington: Literally or idiom-wise.

Peso: the latter of the two

Shellington: aight good.

(Shellington and Peso have gone offline)

Chapter 15: Kwazii is a bad driver

Notes:

here have a 2 chapter in a day special anyways I will forever and ever treat Kwazii and Tweak acting on eacother as siblings because it's so funny

Chapter Text

(Saturday, 3:10 PM)

(Kwazii and Tweak are online)

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Kwazii: Hey Tweak

Tweak: Kwazii, what in the heck do you want from me?

Kwazii: Don't get mad

Tweak: Kwazii, me being mad is an understatement

Kwazii: What are you then

Tweak: Pissed off

Kwazii: I crashed the gup-b again

Tweak: ...

Kwazii: What? cat got your tongue?

Tweak: Kwazii, Gosh darn it. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT CRASH THE GUPS!?

Kwazii: idk

Tweak: About 27 times, which 27 times too many

Kwazii: ok and?

Tweak: Bro, I'm telling the captain about this

Kwazii: You are such a snitch

Tweak: Rightfully so

Kwazii: Whatever anyways I'ma go bye.

Tweak: oh yeah btw you gonna get in mega trouble

Kwazii: Oh well

Tweak: Bye ig.

(Kwazii and Tweak are now offline.)

Chapter 16: Pearl has joined yay!!!

Notes:

Author's Note: Was good octnauts fans, anyways I am here to give you some shellington representation and more with his sister, so enjoy (genuine question, are yall getting annoyed with how frequently I update this cuz I feel that but no offense, I like posting everyday but I'll try to give myself breaks so I don't burnout, but I still wrote this chapter with full intention of writing for myself and other octonauts fans to enjoy, anyways thanks.

Chapter Text

(Saturday, 3:30 PM)

(Pearl has joined the chat)

(Pearl and Shellington are online.)

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Pearl: Good afternoon SHELLY.

Shellington: I'm trying to nerd out over water right now.

Pearl: How about we nerd out over water together then?

Shellington: That's cool

Pearl: So, how has it been?

Shellington: I crashed a GUP, I fixed my sleep schedule and I yapped about water to myself for 15 minutes straight.

Pearl: Please be more responsible when driving

Shellington: I got banned so I can't drive.

Pearl: Oh.

Shellington: Anwyays, how has Peri been doing?

Pearl: Oh, he's been doing well so far, he's now old enough to be eating red sea urchins!

Shellington: Well, congrats to him.

Pearl: Are you still beating yourself up over that allergy of yours?

Shellington: Yes.

Pearl: Then don't!

Shellington: I'm trying to!

Pearl: That's good but here's a way to distract yourself from that allergy: don't focus, unless you have to do research on kelp forests again for the bajillionth time for some reason.

Shellington: How have the kelp forests been?

Pearl: Fewer urchins, fewer kelp damage so far

Shellington: That's extremely wonderful news to hear!

Pearl: Gtg little bro, I have to do some research and take care of my child

Shellington: Oh yeah, I gotta do research as well! and make sure the vegimals don't get hurt.

Pearl: Aight, good, bye bye!

Shellington: Bye, older sis!

(Pearl and Shellington are now offline.)

Chapter 17: Shellington is a gamer now

Notes:

Author's note: so hi I took a lovely break from writing for like a day and feel better so thanks for all the people who cared and here have shellington talk in fortnite terms with the trio and also pearl

Chapter Text

(Saturday, 4:00 PM)

(Dashi, Pearl, Shellington and Tweak are all online.)

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Shellington: Wassup gamers

Pearl: Oh my sweet kelp.

Tweak: It's true.

Dashi: Your brother is now a gamer

Pearl: I'm not worried at the him being a gamer bit

Dashi: oh so you are worried what he said

Pearl: Yup.

Shellington: Why

Pearl: Not everyone plays Fortnite lil bro

Shellington: my sibling is using lil bro in the big 2025 help

Tweak: so is this how siblings act?

Dashi: as someone who has an over-analytical little sister, yes

Shellington: You just mad you didn't get that dub with the trio

Dashi: This is such a beautiful sight to see

Tweak: Agreed

Pearl: what does this dub mean

Shellington: Is just basically, we on.

Pearl: Cool, at least your doing something besides marine biology 5 hours a day

Shellington: Aren't you a marine biologist as well?

Pearl: Yeah?

Shellington: Then you have no right to say so about me

Dashi: This is pure cinema right here

Tweak: fr

Dashi: Anyway uhm so are we having movie night?

Tweak: Yup.

Shellington: Can I be in it

Dashi: Sure. just don't make me go deaf with your screech

Shellington: I won't make yall deaf trust

Tweak: Good

Pearl: aight so ima go now bye.

Tweak: Ig I'm going because kwazii crashed the gosh darn GUP B AGAIN!

Dashi: I have to go because I have to teach Inkling how to use a computer slowly and bit by bit

Shellington: Ima just gonna do research so bye too

(Dashi, Pearl, Shellington and Tweak have gone offline.)