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" Come on, two more, " said Crowley, sliding two glasses in front of her.
" Oh fuck me, I can't swallow anything anymore, " said Dagon.
" But yes, you can, I do it every weekend. "
" But you, you're not normal, " continued the duke, pushing away the two glasses of alcohol. She couldn't even stand the smell anymore
" Well, I win then, " he said.
Dagon growled. " Yeah, yeah, if you want. "
He grabbed her phone and quickly typed something before sliding it onto the desk.
" There, " he said. " Here's your challenge. Send it. "
Dagon picked up her phone to try to read the screen, all the letters were moving, it was unbearable.
" I can... have you... in a fight no problem, " she read before looking at Crowley. " To Michael ? Seriously ? "
" Send it, " he repeated. " Unless you're scared ? "
" Fucking snake, " she mumbled as she pressed the 'send' button.
Crowley just snickered and poured himself another drink as if nothing had happened. How much alcohol did it take to get him drunk ?
" What ? You want to get rid of me but you don't dare do it yourself ? " continued Dagon. " Fuck, I see double of you, it's horrible. "
" Many would be delighted to have two copies of me. "
" Your angel maybe. Not me. "
It was when Dagon's phone vibrated with a message that Crowley stood up.
" Okay, I'll go, I'll leave you with yours, " he said as he left the room.
" She's not mine ! " Dagon shouted at him before struggling to unlock her phone.
" Whatever you say ! "
" Moron. "
She squinted, trying to read the message. It was well Michael's reply.
Excuse me ?
it wasa chqllebg
a chrllenhe
dammit !
I understand all languages but this one is unknown to me.
a challenge !!
it was a challenge
A challenge ? Provoke me ?
Crawley's idea !
Are you drunk ?
compltly I'm dried, angle, I see the noise
That's what I thought.
Why are you drunk ?
he challenged me !
I almost won... but he chaeted
Oh yes, poor you.
Is he the one who made you drink ?
yeah couldn't refuse
Yes, Dagon, as a responsible adult you could have refused.
it's hell here, darling rejections make u look weak
Darling ? Who are you calling that ?
darling
honey
angel
bitch
The last one is not a compliment.
but an incrdible bitch
amazing
gorgous
damn i lik this angel sooo much
What ? Who ?
M
Michael
Hmm, hmm. Michael you say.
...yeah so prety
have yu ever seen her ??
Once or twice yes...
don't you thbik she's beautifl ?
I never asked myself the question.
with hrr pretty hair
her beautful golden marks, wanna touch
her eyee...
ans her voice...
Do you realize who you're talking to ?
uh ?
ah shit
wait
ok, forgt what I said. was not for u
u must not know
I must not know ?
no
That you like me ?
yea
Why not ?
youre crazy
you'll think I'm stupid otherwise
I dont want u to think that I don't think you're stupid.
Maybe silly sometimes.
Often.
youre so great...
did you forgt ?
Yes Dagon... Completely forgot.
nicw
*Incoming call*
*Call refused*
angeeewwl
What ?
why aren't you answring ?
Because you're drunk. I'm not going to talk to you if you're like that.
why no ?
I thoyght you likd me...
I think you like me.
ah... right
*Incoming call*
*Call refused*
Dagon...
sory
wronf manipultion
You shouldn't drink. Even though it won't kill you, it's still bad for you.
but we'r so bored here.
We need somefing to do
By drinking ?
m sorry
dy hate me ?
Do I hate you ?
yeah ?
No.
I don't hate you.
But I don't like the effects of alcohol.
dy like mr ?
I don't want to talk about this while you're drunk.
does dat mean yes ?
It means I'm not going to talk about it now.
oky okay wat about later ?
If you even remember this discussion it might be possible.
it's phone. Messages remain
I would love to see your face when you read all this tomorrow.
cqn we see each other tomorrw ??
I'm definitely not going to miss this.
when do w see each ohter ?
where ?
when ?
Look who's in a hurry.
me
I am
I can see that.
(10 minutes later)
Dagon.
Yeah ?
Do you really like me or are you just so drunk you don't know what you're saying anymore ?
I like you !
it been long time
im drunk
but i like u
I will be there tomorrow morning.
Very early.
Be presentable.
olright
You should try sleeping, apparently that's what works with alcohol.
yed !
i will see ubtomorrow
(5 minutes later)
would yu sleep with me one day ?
Go to sleep.
but
Now.
...kay