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Thanos was bored out of his mind. All his friends were at their ‘responsible adult jobs’, or whatever Semi has called it, and ever since he finished his last Song a couple weeks ago he had some serious writing block. So instead of writing anything down he was pretty much doodling on his notebook and fucking around on his phone. The worst thing was that he wasn't even high because he promised Semi and Minsu that he wouldn't smoke on his own anymore because they were worried about him, curse the power of Minus’s puppy eyes.
Before he could sent his boy Gyeong-su the third reel in a row, a message popped up on his screen. Now Thanos was used to randos messaging him, as he was booking the occasional gig here and there as an up and coming rapper, but when he looked at the profile that tried to sent him a message he sat up immediately straighter. That Hana_2387463 was one super hot chick.
Thanos excepted the message and smirked when he saw the flirty emojis.
>> Hello 🥰 I saw you perform in Club Pentagon last weekend. You were very hot 🔥
<< What’s up girl 😉 Welcome to Thanos World
>> I have never met anyone like you 🥰 you are perfect to me
<< I am one of a kind Babe 😘
He grinned to himself, his performance last week was amazing, no wonder this chick was totally into him. His notebook forgotten, he threw himself on the couch and continued flirting with Hana_2387463 until it was time to meet with his friends for dinner.
As soon as Thanos slipped into the booth, Semi gave him an unimpressed look.
"How is your unemployed ass always the last one?"
Unbothered Thanos grinned, "because your boy was busy today, I am about to score tonight with this super hot chick who is totally into me."
Gyeong-su whopped and patted Thanos on the back, "Yeah dude, your the best!"
Semi seemed less impressed and even Minsu looked skeptical, so Thanos fished out his phone and presented them with his chat, "check this out." Curious, all three friends leaned forward to look at the screen. It took only a minute for Semi to look at Thanos unbelievingly.
"Are you fucking serious right now?"
"Hell yeah, your boy got game!", Thanos proclaimed loudly.
"You Idiot, that's a scammer and you sent them like 50 Bucks. What the hell is wrong with you?"
Thanos stopped smirking and looked at Minsu and Gyeong-su for confirmation. Gyeong-su just grimaced while Minsu asked baffled, "how does this keep happening to you?" Which ok, wow you fall for a Crypto Scam one time.
"Are you sure? She said she just needed money for a train ticket to come meet me", Thanos asked Semi, ever the optimist.
"Ignoring the obvious tone of these messages, that profile was created today and has no followers and if I do a reverse image search" she narrated while navigating to Google "yep, that's a semi-famous Only Fans Model."
"But they saw me perform at Club Pentagon, they even knew my special drink order!" Thanos whined.
All three of his friends involuntarily shivered, his special drink order was black berry flavored vodka with coke, which they all had been convinced to try at least one time and dearly regretted.
Semi narrowed her eyes, "So they probably were there, we might be able to find this person. Did anyone here you order it?"
Thanos thought for a moment while Semi impatiently tapped on the table. This could turn out interesting. For all that she usually pretend to be above their shenanigans, she was just as much a trouble maker at heart as the rest of them.
"Uhm, I don't think so? I only ordered it one time before I started to prepare for my performance, they weren't really many people at the club yet."
Shyly, Minsu joined the conversation: "Wasn't there a new bartender last week?"
They turned to look at him, and Gyeongsu started nodding, "Now that you mention it."
"Yeah, that dude seemed kinda shady", Semi also agreed.
All three of them startled when Thanos suddenly slapped his hands on the table, "Team Thanos, new mission, let's find this dude and get my money back!"
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Lucky for Thanos, it was a Thursday so the Club was open, so after dinner they made their way there. Since it was only Nine, the Club was almost empty and they didn't even have to pay to get in. Semi suggested that they split up to look for the guy, as Club Pentagon was pretty big and had multiple bars.
Thanos had no luck at the first two bars he checked, and he was about to very unsubtly ask the current Barkeeper about the new hire when he saw exactly who he was looking for come out of the back area.
Thoughtless Thanos immediately pointed at him and yelled "You!" The guy froze, wide eyed, before ducking back through the back door. Thanos sprinted after him.
The black-haired man was fast, but Thanos was faster and caught him by the shoulders and pressed him against the wall.
"What the hell dude?", the shorter mean asked nervously.
Thanos started down at the guy, who was decidedly not a hot chick but now that he was looking at him in the brightly lit hallway, kinda of a hot dude. Ok focus, a hot dude who scammed him out of 50 Bucks.
He opened his mouth to demand his money back but what came out instead was: "You owe me a date!"
The shorter man startled, "What?"
This was not going as planned but Thanos was never one to overthink things.
"What’s your name?"
Completely perplexed by this turn of events, he answered honestly: "My name is Namgyu. You do realize that I am a man and that I like scammed you?"
"Yeah but you're hot and if you go on an actual date with me it wasn't a scam was it?" Thanos countered, liking this idea more and more.
Namgyu couldn't believe this was happening, first this dude was the easiest Scam victim of all time and now he wanted to go an a date? He could feel himself starting to blush. Thanos was still holding his shoulders and all up in his face, and noticed this immediately. He slowly started to smirk.
"You like that idea huh? Guess there was a reason you picked me."
"I picked you because you seem dumb enough to fall for a romance scam. Which you were", Namgyu protested, still blushing. No way was he going to admit that he noticed Thanos in the first place because he found him handsome.
"I think you are lying", Thanos continued smirking and enjoyed feeling like he had the upper hand and leaned even closer. They were almost kissing now. "So what are you saying, Namgyu?"
Namgyu started to feel light-headed and what the hell, Thanos was probably crazy but also hot. And he wasn't exactly known for making the smartest decisions, so he closed the gap and put his lips on Thanoses.
Thanos immediately got with the program and moved his hands from his shoulders to his face, pressing him closer to the wall with his body and licking into his mouth.
Namgyu groaned and Thanos paused the kiss for a moment, "that’s a yes right?" Namgyu nodded before pulling him back in.
This might be the best scam he ever pulled.