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1. Glock in my 'rari by Chiripaxa

   Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   13 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bart Simpson/Pearl Krabs
   • Bart Simpson
   • Homer Simpson
   • SpongeBob SquarePants
   • Peter Griffin
   • Squidward Tentacles
   • Patrick Star
   • Larry the Lobster (SpongeBob)
   • Pinstripe Bob is Spongebob
   • Griffin is Peter Griffin
   • Jojo is Bart Simpson
   • Eugene "Krabs" Harold
   • Eugene Krabs
   • Pearl Krabs
   • glock in my rari
   • 679 fetty wap
   • Soprano meets Breaking Bad
   • gunssss
   • shoot out
   • mafia
   • hitman - Freeform
   • Based this fanfic from the image of Bart Peter and Spongebob exiting the limo
   • might play around and make more
   • Toot Club
   • Bart POV
   • Pearl POV
   • Yes I'm gonna make Bart and Pearl a thing!
   • anthropomorphism is used here
   • who the hell made anthropomorphism such a long word
   • Image by Carlo Seguiban

   Summary

   Bart "Jojo" Simpson has never been a stranger to the type of job his father has. In fact Bart has been aspiring to become even one tenth of as good as his dad at being a mafioso. Until one day he finds his father bleeding out on the street from a violent drive-by shooting ordered by the rival meth gang, and his boss's formal boss, Eugene Krabs. Not even 18, and yet Bart finds himself loaded with an automatic rifle and a glock, taking his fathers place as one of Pinstripe Bob's closest bodyguards. Can Bart handle the risk and responsibility of his promotion, and most importantly, can he succesfully infiltrate Krabs's headquarters, the 'Toot Club', and take revenge for his fathers death?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,853

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Kudos:

   4

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