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1. Tell me what's the perfect time, told you I'll be waiting by Strqnger

   Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Cat King/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • Smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • edwin is a workaholic
   • Cat King is Called Thomas (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • Cat King Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Cat King
   • Smitten Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • Established Relationship
   • Established Cat King/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Cat King is Down Bad (Dead Boy Detectives)
   • cat king is a workaholic (kinda)
   • Song: Champagne Coast (Blood Orange)

   Summary

   Edwin and Thomas are often very busy, Edwin with his detective work and Thomas with his royal duties, and really, work can be a cockblock sometimes.

   Or five times Edwin and the Cat King get interrupted, and one time they ignore their duties, and then some.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   9,874

   Chapters:

   5/6

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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