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Boba Fett

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I hate Boba Fett so much that I wrote a poem about him.

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An overrated, over-glorified
Orphan. A broken jetpack is
All it takes to take him down.

His helmet looks cool,
But we all know he's
Really just a fool.

He only has five lines, and
One of them is just the
Sound he makes as he dies!

In Clones he was just as bad;
All he says is to the effect of
"Watch out, dad!"

A mumbling monotone
Mandalorian mercenary, made
Memorable by his mask,

But nothing else. This overrated,
Over-glorified, orphan only
Makes me mad.