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1. Pansy Parkinson’s Guide to Surviving Forced Marriage by sziyonce

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Forced Marriage
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Greenhouse Sex
   • Possessive Neville Longbottom
   • Pansy Can’t Help Herself
   • Neville Longbottom is Patient but Dangerous
   • Dramatic Pansy Parkinson
   • Fluff and Smut
   • domestic chaos
   • Mutual Teasing and Seduction

   Summary

   Pansy Parkinson didn't expect her magical prenup to force her into marrying Neville bloody Longbottom of all people. But after a series of unfortunate clauses and one meddling inheritance curse, she’s stuck with him, his plants, and his maddening habit of looking devastatingly good while doing absolutely nothing she asks.

   She's determined to make his life hell.
   He’s somehow always one step ahead.
   There are rules. There are insults. There is tension so thick the roses are blushing.

   Arranged marriage. Enemies to lovers. Petty power plays. Sexual tension in every hallway.
   And yes, the vines have opinions.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   58,259

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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