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The Problems with Extroverts

Summary:

Jim really needs to find a hobby, instead of going after a stranger. Seriously.

And it doesn't matter that said stranger looks like a damn burning out star.

 

or, Jim does't believe in love on first sight, but maybe that man can change it. So get off my ass Spock.

Notes:

This is the TikTok I saw and wanted to write a story on. I'm not sure whether I wanted to make it word to word so that's what I created. Not sure if I like it. I don't know anyone who likes Star Trek as much as me so I have no way of knowing if it's any good before posting...

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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The first time Jim sees him, he’s jaywalking across a four-lane road with a half-empty gas station coffee, a scowl like it owes him money, and a backpack that looks one paper too heavy from splitting at the seams.

Jim’s sitting in the back of a sleek black SUV, halfway through a phone call he doesn’t care about, when his attention zeroes in like a spotlight.

“Holy shit,” he mutters. “Pull over.”

Hikaru sighs from the driver’s seat. “Again?”

“Just for a second. That guy—what’s his name?”

“You don’t know him.”

“Exactly.” Jim throws open the door.

He’s halfway to the curb before the assistant on the line can finish asking about the board meeting. The door slams shut behind him, traffic rumbling like disinterest. The guy—tall, rumpled, brown hair sticking out like he wrestled with his pillow and lost—disappears around the corner without so much as a glance.

Jim jogs a few steps, then slows, grinning to himself. A challenge.

He doesn’t even know his name.

Yet.

Leonard McCoy does not notice the man crossing the quad behind him.

He does notice, however, the fifth missed call from his ex-wife. The blister forming on his heel. The headache that’s been blooming since 6 a.m. and the fact that his paper on renal pathology is still in his goddamn email drafts because the university WiFi ate his attachment.

So when a man steps directly into his path with a smile like he’s never worked a day in his life and holds out an iced oat milk latte, Leonard blinks once, hard.

Then he says, “I think you’ve got the wrong guy.”

“Nope.” Jim grins. “I’ve got the right one. Just caught you by surprise.”

Leonard looks at the cup. Then at the stranger’s absurdly clean shoes. “Who are you?”

“Jim Kirk. You looked like you could use caffeine. Or a hug. But I figured this was less invasive.”

Leonard stares. “We’ve never met.”

“Yet,” Jim replies smoothly. “But we’re meeting now. You’re welcome.”

Jim learns fast.

Leonard’s name, major (pre-med, obviously), class schedule, and favorite vending machine snack are all logged within the first three days. Not because he asks—Leonard’s about as talkative as a cat in a bathtub—but because Jim’s a menace with time and money and very little shame.

He starts showing up between lectures. Offers rides, coffee, gum. Leaves notes on Leonard’s favorite bench when he doesn’t show. Pretends to be bumping into him "coincidentally" even though Leonard is very sure this campus is big enough to avoid someone if you really try.

Once, Jim somehow gets the class code for Leonard’s most miserable morning lecture and audits it, sitting in the back row with sunglasses and a frappuccino and texting Leonard dumb memes during the break.

Leonard doesn’t respond.

But he doesn’t block the number either.

“Persistent little shit, aren’t you?” Leonard mutters one day, taking the proffered thermos only because his hands are shaking and the sun hasn’t risen yet.

“I like a challenge.”

Leonard rolls his eyes. “I’m not a problem to be solved.”

“I don’t want to solve you,” Jim says, oddly sincere. “I just want to... hang around. Maybe brighten your day.”

“You are the day. Loud. Bright. Mildly dangerous.”

Jim beams.

The thing is—Leonard hates being spoiled.

He hates the new headphones that just show up on his desk one day, hates the bag Jim “accidentally” leaves behind with a gift card to the bookstore, hates the way Jim seems to think every small inconvenience in Leonard’s life is a personal affront he needs to fix.

“Money isn’t a love language,” Leonard snaps one evening when Jim hands him a new umbrella after Leonard gets soaked walking home.

“No,” Jim says, “but watching you suffer isn’t mine either.”

Leonard stares at him for a long moment. Then walks away without a word.

He uses the umbrella the next day.

He doesn’t say thank you.

He doesn’t have to.

One Thursday, Leonard sits outside the med building, nursing a migraine and pretending his lunch isn’t just three mints and a lukewarm coffee.

Jim drops into the seat beside him.

“I Googled your name.”

Leonard doesn’t look up. “Why.”

“Wanted to know if you were a ghost or a mirage or something. There’s nothing online about you. No Instagram. Not even Facebook.”

“Yeah,” Leonard mutters. “It’s almost like I don’t want to be found.”

Jim just smiles, unbothered. “That’s okay. I’ve got good instincts.”

Leonard snorts. “You have a trust fund and too much free time.”

“And you have a very kissable mouth for someone who glares like it’s a full-time job.”

That earns him a look.

Not a good look, but it’s something.

The day Spock finds out, Jim’s standing in their dorm room, arguing with FedEx over a package delay.

“It’s for Leonard,” he says, tucking the phone between his shoulder and ear. “Yes, the cranial massager—look, I don’t care what the warehouse says—he needs it, okay? He gets stress headaches. Probably because of me.”

Spock walks in mid-rant. Frowns.

When Jim finally hangs up, Spock says, “You cannot adopt a human being like a dog, Jim.”

Jim pauses. “...Why not?”

“You are treating this man like a rescue pet. With gifts. Treats. Attention. You are attempting to earn his affection through spoiling.”

Jim shrugs. “I don’t want to own him. I just want him to feel appreciated.”

“You barely know him.”

Jim gives him a long look. “You ever see someone and just know they’re going to matter to you?”

Spock blinks. “No.”

“Then you wouldn’t understand.”

Leonard is a hurricane in slow motion.

Jim figures this out sometime around week seven.

He’s got thunder in his chest, fire in his hands, and when he finally does laugh—really laugh—it’s so sharp and bright it slices Jim in two.

It happens in a diner at 2 a.m., after Jim talks him into pancakes and coffee instead of sleep. Leonard’s half-asleep, nose wrinkled at Jim’s retelling of how he got kicked out of an Econ class he wasn’t enrolled in, and then—suddenly—he’s laughing.

It’s hoarse and too loud and ends in a cough.

Jim stares at him like he’s just seen daylight for the first time.

Leonard blinks, startled. “What?”

“Nothing,” Jim says, voice too soft. “You should do that more.”

Leonard looks down at his plate. “Yeah, well. Don’t get used to it.”

Jim smiles. “Too late.”

They don’t start dating.

It’s not that kind of story. Not yet.

But one night, after a hellish exam and a 10-hour shift, Leonard finds Jim waiting outside his apartment building. He's holding a paper bag of takeout and two bottled root beers.

“You’re ridiculous,” Leonard says flatly.

Jim just smiles. “I brought extra napkins.”

Leonard stares at him a long beat. Then sighs.

The door clicks open.

They eat on the floor. Leonard’s couch is still covered in textbooks. Jim tries to guess the plot of each one based on the titles. Leonard pretends not to laugh. Fails.

Jim doesn’t stay the night.

He doesn’t have to.

The first kiss happens on a Tuesday.

Jim’s rambling about some professor who mispronounced his name again, pacing as Leonard flips through a textbook on the couch.

And then Jim says something dumb—something about how Leonard’s eyes remind him of poetry, and how he’d rather be flunked than ignore him for one more semester—and Leonard stands up, grabs his collar, and shuts him up with a kiss.

It’s messy. A little teeth. A lot of heat.

When they part, Jim is breathless.

“...So is this the part where you finally admit you like me?”

Leonard stares at him.

Then says, “You’re still not buying me any more umbrellas.”

Jim grins. “You love me.”

Leonard groans. “I regret everything.”

Jim kisses him again anyway.

They still don’t call it dating.

Leonard won’t say it and Jim won’t push.

But Jim’s hoodie shows up in Leonard’s apartment, and Leonard starts texting back in full sentences, and sometimes they just sit in silence and it’s not weird.

Not everything broken needs fixing.

Not every story needs a label.

But if you asked Jim when he fell in love?

He’d say the first time Leonard rolled his eyes and still took the coffee.

And if you asked Leonard?

He wouldn’t answer.

But he’d wear the damn hoodie.

And use the umbrella.

And leave two root beers in the fridge, just in case.

END.

Notes:

Feedback and Kudos are greatly appreciated!

ALSO, please don't yell at me for making another work instead of fixing/continuing my older works. I procrastinate too much and have gen NO motivation for anything. The fact I wrote THIS is a surprise on its own... I do want to draw something though... maybe make another multi fandom art dump.

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