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Chaotically Stupid

Summary:

Welcome to a world in which insanity and stupidity rule above logic. A new hero will rise, and he will become the craziest of them all.

Follow the misadventures of the Idiot King as his decisions and mistakes cause mayhem.

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The sun was glaring brightly through a window and onto a sleeping boy. Twitch. His eyes fluttered open to reveal chocolate eyes as he tiredly looked around the room.

His head was throbbing in pain from a headache he had. Yeah, he had a hangover and a massive one at that. He could already tell that this was going to be one painful weekend, but it must've been one hell of a Friday Night.

He used his hand to mess up his black-red ombre hair as he tried to remember what had happened the night before. However, nothing came to mind, so he decided to make a mental checklist.

'In my bed,' cha-ching!

'No girl is next to me,' cha-ching!

'No vomit,' cha-ching!

'Still, some money left,' cha-ching!

He gave a weak smile. 'So much fucking win,' he thought.

After a few moments of lazily getting out of bed, showering, getting dressed and doing his hair came the moment when he decided to go onto his laptop.

"Let's check out the web," he said. He chose to check on Facebook first and logged into his account: Ray Johnson. Other than the usual news feed that he got, nothing seemed too out of the ordinary.

That is, until he noticed the notifications.

Curious, he clicked on the Earth icon and looked at the two notifications; one stated that some friends wanted him to play games on Facebook, but the other... states that Ray had been tagged in over two thousand photos. 

Ray blinked at this initially, unable to absorb the information. After a minute or two, the realisation hit him, and his eyes widened in shock and horror.

TWO THOUSAND PICTURES?! AND IT'S STILL GOING!

"Fuck!" he said before he clicked on the notification icon. He scrolled through the pictures, and many of them were things he wanted to erase from his head permanently, like he needed a lot of brain bleach for all this. His expression turned to shock as he glanced over each photo. "What the hell did I do?" he let out a loud sigh before face-planting his desk.