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Navy Blue (The King Of Pick-Up Lines) by NobodysPoet
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV)
30 Jul 2025
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Summary
Kuzuryu is certain nobody would want to hear those lines. Actually. In an ideal world, the list would be burned.
Time to make a fool of himself...Does your name start with 'C'? Because I can 'C' us getting together tonight.
"Would you mind sharing your name?" He asks. That wasn't as bad. He can work with this.You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
Nevermind. It is in fact that bad. Well. Here goes nothing...Day 3 - Firsts (first time trying out pick-up lines and somehow being successful)
Or: Kuzuryu lost a bet so now he has to say 18 different pick-up lines to a stranger, one worse than the previous one. Luckily there is some room for interpretation. Niragi is fairly sure he just met the King of Pick-up lines. (Sasaki is confused why his list is working). Never underestimate Kuzuryu's ability to turn every not-safe-for-work atrocity into more and more sweet romance.
Series
- Part 3 of Aib - Rare Pair Week 2025
- Part 4 of Alkaline (Kuzuryu/Niragi collection)
