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1. Secrets, Secrets Can Be Fun by Alexandria_Malfoy for ParksandFiction

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Romance
   • Humor
   • Social Media
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Texting
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Neville Longbottom is a Little Shit
   • Sassy Pansy Parkinson
   • Asian Pansy Parkinson
   • Chaotic Theodore Nott
   • Theodore Nott & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • Pansy and Theo Share a Single Brain Cell
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Blow Jobs
   • Cunnilingus
   • Porn with Plot

   Summary

   Neville has a secret surprise for Pansy. And after seeing his posts teasing the surprise, she handles it in the only way wizarding England’s premier publicist should handle such a situation: by assuming the worst.

   Featuring Pansy and Theo sharing a single brain cell, Neville having too much fun, and a most unexpected surprise.

   Written for ParksandFiction as part of Fandom Trumps Hate.

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   English

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