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1. Draco Malfoy's (not so) Quiet Evening by hoe637282

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Jul 2025

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Getting Together
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Vibrators
   • Oral Sex
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Romantic Comedy
   • that awkward moment when you pretend to not have a vibrating foreign object up your nether regions in front of your crush

   Summary

   Draco swore on his honour, his wand, and on the leftover bottle of Pimm’s in the fridge, that he would live the rest of his life in monk-like repentance if whatever greater deity was watching him could please locate the remote for the vibrator currently lodged up his arse.

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