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< AHOMINE >
01:35AM:
tetsu, i made this sonnet just for u,
i’m drunk, so drunk, which is why this came out,
i love u and i don’t know what to do,
she said this is what poems r abt.
i like ur smile and ur bright blue hair,
i like watching u pass in basketball,
although i think ur beauty is unfair,
i actually don’t rlly mind at all,
cause ur ass is so fine, tetsu - be mine,
i like it when u wear my shirts to sleep,
we’re basically married, with no sex life,
i can’t stop now, i’m already to deep,
i guess what i mean by this is: tetsu,
please like me back cause i’m in love w u
< BAKAGAMI >
07:17AM: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
07:23AM: wait what
07:23AM: IS THIS YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF ASKING OUT MY BEST FRIEND
07:23AM: AHOMINE YOU BASTARD
07:23AM: HE DESERVES BETTER
07:24AM: HE DOESN’T NEED A COWARD WHO CANT EVEN ASK HIM OUT FACE TO FACE
07:24AM: AHO
< AHOMINE >
10:38AM: fuck my life
10:45AM: also - fuck off
He was marathoning recordings of his favourite NBA game when Daiki’s phone chimed in with a text.
< TETSU (AKA LOVE OF MY LIFE) >
13:56PM:
Aomine-kun,
Your poem was really sweet,
Please go out with me?
13:57PM: I apologise, I’m not as good in poetry as you are, Aomine-kun.
13:58PM: The offer still stands.
< DAIKI >
13:59PM: be glad ur cute
13:59PM: also - yes. i’ll pick u up in 10?
14:00PM: also - i’m gonna kill bakagami
< TETSU (AKA LOVE OF MY LIFE) >
14:01PM: <3
14:01PM: You’re so romantic, Aomine-kun. Reading it gives me goose bumps.
< DAIKI >
14:01PM: ur paying
< TETSU (AKA LOVE OF MY LIFE) >
14:03PM: <3 :)
Later that day, Aomine and Kuroko were enjoying their meals as they watched the sunset by the park. Kuroko couldn't stop the snort that escaped him as the memory of the sonnet came back to life.
"What made you choose a sonnet out of all the forms in poetry?"
Aomine retracted the arm that was around Kuroko's shoulder as if he had been burned. "Stop, I was drunk," Aomine whined.
"Drunk enough to say I love you?" Kuroko mused.
Before he knew it, his vanilla milkshake was ripped out of his hands and held high above his reach, Aomine grinning at him with that evil glint in his eyes.
"Aomine-kun!"