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"Fanny, we're having Publix subs for dinner. What do you want?"
"I hate Publix subs."
"I get that, but that's what we're having, what do you want?"
"I refuse to get a Publix sub."
"Do you want something else from Publix?"
"I hate Publix."
"Just tell me what you want and I'll get it."
"I don't want Publix."
"Do you mean you don't want Publix subs, or do you not want anything at all from Publix?"
"I defect from Publix."
"Wh- A- Okay??? There's leftovers if you want that."
"...Fine."
"Alright. So Marker and I are going to get Publix subs, and you're going to have leftovers."
"I hate Publix."
"I know that you hate Publix."
"..."
"..."
"I'm going to leave now."
"Whatever."