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1. I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) by frostyroyalmilktea (asweirdasiwant)

   Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Reader
   • Dream of the Endless | Morpheus
   • The Fates (The Sandman)
   • Lucien | Lucienne (The Sandman)
   • Matthew the Raven
   • Reader-Insert
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert

   Summary

   Reader is a vaguely divine being who has urequited love for The Dream King. When she hears about the decision the Kindly Ones are about to enact, she inserts herself in everybody's business via blackmail and extortion and causes a huge mess. Dream takes to being a damsel in distress very, very poorly.

   This is a 'She fell first, but he fell harder' story.

   The title is a song by Fall Out Boy and I put it as a joke but now I unironically think it fits the story and I don't want to change it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,123

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   23

   Kudos:

   98

   Bookmarks:

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