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Julian created a Group Chat. Julian added Dhani, Benedict, Sean, and 7 others.
Julian named the chat ‘Beatle Offspring’
Julian: I thought we should have a group chat. To keep up with things, y’know.
Benedict changed the chat name to ‘Beatlings’
Mary: Ben that’s a horrible name.
Benedict: no its not its from a meme
Heather: What’s a meme
Benedict: r u stupid
Dhani: actually it is kinda insane to not know what a meme is
Heather: Stop bullying me. I’m old.
Mary: From Google: an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.
Heather: Thank you Mary. At least someone here cares about me.
Lee: Heather :(
Lee: Don’t say that :(
James: Why do you care
Lee: Because I'm a nice person.
Benedict: dhani
Benedict: dhani i’m scared
Benedict: we’re stuck in a gc with a bunch of old people who type in full sentences
Dhani: i’m technically as old as them
Benedict: yh but ur cool
Jason: Benedict that was a full sentence.
Benedict: no
Dhani: Ben thinks i’m cool !!!!
Sean: You are cool Dhan
Dhani: Sean thinks i’m cool !!!!
Sean: Our favourite Beatling, Dhani Harrison
Dhani: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julian: I think you broke him, Sean.
Julian: But Dhani is pretty cool.
Dhani: :D
Benedict created a chat. Benedict added Sean, Julian.
Benedict named the chat ‘Dhani Harrison Fans’
Julian: We should hold meetings.
Sean: Jules we live like 6,000 kilometers away from each other
Benedict: zoom exists
Julian: We should not hold meetings.
Benedict: wdym yes we should
Benedict: we need an outlet to talk about how cool Dhani is
Benedict: all i have is tiktok
Julian: I don’t want to talk to you on Zoom.
Benedict: wow.
Julian: I’ll talk to Sean. But not you.
Benedict: WOW
Benedict: OKAY
‘The Beatlings’
Benedict: GUYS julian hates me
Julian: I don’t hate you.
Stella: Jules what did you say
Benedict: he said he would talk to sean but not me >:(
Julian: You’re taking that completely out of context.
Stella: Okay Julian I don’t blame you. But don't be mean.
Benedict: STELLA
Benedict: HOW COULD U
Benedict: BETRAYAL
Zak: Too many capital letters
Sean: i’d rather talk to you too Jules <3
Julian: <3
Lee: Awwww
Stella: Awww
Dhani: awwwww
Benedict: :(
Dhani: stop sulking
Benedict: yes dhani sorry dhani
Dhani: what