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1. A Lovergirl's Guide to Relationship Ruination by marleybone

   Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   09 Mar 2026

   Tags

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   • Zahra Hydris/Vex'ahlia
   • Keyleth/Vex'ahlia (Critical Role)
   • Zahra Hydris/Keyleth/Vex'ahlia
   • Vax'ildan & Vex'ahlia (Critical Role)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Vex'ahlia (Critical Role)
   • Keyleth (Critical Role)
   • Zahra Hydris
   • Vax'ildan (Critical Role)
   • Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
   • Pike Trickfoot
   • Grog Strongjaw
   • Scanlan Shorthalt
   • Kashaw Vesh
   • Allura Vysoren
   • Kima (Critical Role)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • toxic situationships
   • Gratuitous Smut
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Possibly Unrequited Love
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Masc Tattoo Artist!Vex
   • Lawyer!Zahra
   • Florist/Scientist!Keyleth
   • BDSM
   • i'm not gonna tag all the sex stuff except for
   • zahra uses mommy as a title hello it's me we know the drill
   • this au is pure mess buckle up y'all
   • there are equal amounts of vexahra as vexleth btw
   • endgame zahra/vex/keyleth

   Summary

   Keyleth is obsessed infatuated with Vex.

   Vex is halfway in lust love with Zahra.

   Zahra is too broken independent to return her feelings.

   A guide to how shallow desires and selfish urges lead to the complete and utter ruination of not only Vex'ahlia Vessar's romantic prospects, but nearly every relationship in her life.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   21,495

   Chapters:

   4/15

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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