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1. Kiss Me, I'm Clueless by enamelx

   Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Boo Seungkwan/Chwe Hansol | Vernon
   • Boo Seungkwan
   • Chwe Hansol | Vernon
   • SEVENTEEN Ensemble
   • Alternate Universe - Detectives
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Undercover as a Couple
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Marriage
   • Mentions of Violence
   • Hawaii "Vacation"
   • Misunderstandings

   Summary

   Seungkwan’s grin promptly disappears when he walks into the bullpen and sees Chwe Hansol leaning against the door of Seungcheol’s office with a smile. Hansol smiling is dangerous— especially his You-Know-I-Beat-You smile. That one is particularly devastating.

   Chwe Hansol is, for lack of better words, Seungkwan’s worst nemesis.

   Okay, that might be an exaggeration. Seungkwan’s worst nemesis is anyone who hates Wonder Girls and Kim Mingyu, because he broke his legs (plural) and screwed up Seungkwan’s chance at paradise.

   But Hansol comes pretty close.

   (Or: Seungkwan and Hansol get married. For justice, of course.)

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   English

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