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Class 1A dorms- 23:47pm
It was Friday night and the Dekusquad were at Todoroki’s dorm room, it had been a few months since the war and their third year at UA. It has been a troubling and hard few months so they decide to have a few drinks as they’re legally allowed and they feel like they deserve it.
It started with a few shots of alcohol- which Iida had severely protested against until he was dragged into it by an over-energetic Mina and is now on his fourth shot of vodka. They play a game of truth or dare which leads to many things such as Todoroki is a mini skirt and Mina past the tipsy phase. Ochako, who has just sat back down after being dared to dance until her next go, turns to Izuku. Her cheeks are flushed from the alcohol.
“Deku- Truth or Dare?” She slurs out, giggling evil at what the outcome of his answer would lead to.
Izuku, who was now on his fourth drink, was feeling extremely confident, and without hesitation immediately replied. “Dare!”
Ochako giggles manicly, already having the best dare EVER in mind. So she leans forwards as if she was telling a secret and whispers. “I dare you to prank phone call Bakugo..”
Izuku stares at her for a good moment, then bursts into laughter. The others in the room start egging him on so he grabs his phone and immediately dials bakugou’s number. It rings a few times before the groggy voice of Bakugo answers.
“Who the fuck is this it’s 9:30pm?” He demands, trying to sound like he hasn’t just woken up after going to bed at eight pm. Izuku tries not to giggle and puts on his best stern voice.
“Hello, this is the hero figure store” He begins. “We would like to inform you that your 7000 yen Endeavor figures have been shipped off to you.” Bakugo sits up feeling more awake than he did before. “Wait!- I didn't. Who the fuck?-” He looks at the screen and sees the familiar phone number of Izuku. “You damn nerd! What are you?” The line goes silent and Izuku hangs up with a drunken giggle. The whole group is in stitches, imagining the look that must have been on Bakugo’s face at that moment. A notification pops up on Izuku’s phone from Bakugou.
Katchan: I don’t know what you're playing at but leave me alone. Go piss Aizawa off or something
Izuku reads aloud as the giggles increase. Mina gets an idea.. She stands up, swaying slightly. “We should totally do that! Knock a door run, on Aizawa’s door!” The group goes silent then erupts in cheers of agreement, too drunk to be reasoned with. So after a few more drinks, the drunken group find themselves outside their homeroom teacher’s dorm.
They volunteer Iida to go first and he surprises everybody by agreeing without hesitation. Iida takes a step forward and wraps his knuckles on the door. They all sprint the way they came from, hiding around the corner, they all try to stifle their laughs and wait for the chaos to unfold.
Aizawa’s dorm- 01:23AM
Aizawa jolts awake at the sound of banging on his door, jumping out of bed and grabbing his capture weapon. He creeps towards the door, ready to face whoever was there on anything that may be a threat to him or one of his students. He braces himself, counting to three before yanking the door open to be greeted with the sight of.. Nothing. Nothing was there, just silence and drafts. He looks around in suspicion. It may of just been a figuration of his imagination, he thinks as he closes the door and stomps back to his bed, annoyance bubbling in his chest due to being woken up.
About five minutes later the same knocking began again. He groans in frustration and rushes to the door only to see nothing or nobody there. But this time he feels the faint noise of giggling and patting feet against the floor. Everything clicks into place. Somebody is doing this on purpose.. Well two can play at that game he thinks as he closes the door, playing along.
Class 1A- 01:37AM
The group continues their process a few more times while continuing to take swigs of vodka from the bottle they had dragged along with them. It’s now their fifth round of pissing their poor homeroom teacher and also Izuku’s turn to knock on the door, his drunken friends crowded behind him. He raises his hand and knocks the first time but before he can even finish knocking the door swings open and Izuku goes crashing forwards- into the looming figure of Aizawa before slumping to a giggling, heap of drunkenness on the door mat.
The rest of the group freeze in shock, Mina makes a run for it but trips over her own two feet, Ochako starts frantically tapping Iida, accidentally activating her quirk and causing the drunken man to float to the ceiling. Todoroki just stands there, still in the small black mini skirt and his hands up as if he had been caught robbing a bank instead of being cough ding dong ditching his teacher at 1AM.
Aizawa looks at the scene, in shock. He activates his quirk, getting Iida down from the ceiling before using his capture weapon to drag them into his dorm. He stares at them for a good moment before asking.
“What. The. Fuck” while staring at the hammered pile of humans that had been terrorizing him and his sleep for nearly the whole night. Izuku looks up at him with hazy eyes, still looking innocent as fuck before slurring.
“Katchan.. Katchan told us too” Aizawa feels like he could go fully gray right there and then. He rubs the temples of his head not even knowing what to say so he just orders them all to sit down while he goes to gather aspirin and a jug of water with plastic cups- because he definitely isn't trusting these clumsy bunch with glass while they're in this state. He goes to find some blankets so they can camp in the living room. Because one, he’s not letting them back out of his sight tonight. And two, he is too tired to walk them back.
When he returns he finds them all asleep, Mina and Ochako curled up on the couch and the boys scattered about the room. He sighs before walking around to cover them with blankets while trying to comprehend what to say to them in the morning.
After finishing, he steps back. As irritated as he is, he can’t lie that he’s a bit amused. He expected this from Bakugou and his group but seeing the ‘good children’- especially Iida!- He finds a small smile forming on his face. These children have been through hell, they deserve to act like the teenagers they never got to be. And even though they may make irritating decisions and act like stupid children. In the end, they’re his stupid children. And he’s proud of them