Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Drunk Sexting by Maladaptive_Daydreamer_23

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aaron Hotchner/Reader
   • Aaron Hotchner
   • Reader
   • Emily Prentiss
   • David Rossi
   • Spencer Reid
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Penelope Garcia
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Sexting
   • sexing gone wrong
   • Second-Hand Embarrassment
   • Embarrassment
   • Reader is drunk
   • Alcohol
   • Dirty Talk
   • Dirty Thoughts

   Summary

   A short story on why its a very bad idea to sext your boyfriend while drunk. Especially if you're in a group chat together... with all your friends. MOST DEFINITELY not while you are all sitting at the same table.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,624

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   80

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   1,120