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1. you and me, in the summertime by invibelle

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Aug 2025

   Tags

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   • Mydei/Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Mydei (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Phainon (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Cyrene (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Light Angst
   • Happy Ending
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • but only one person is aware that it’s pretend
   • Banter
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Jealousy

   Summary

   Phainon is twenty-nine years old, possessing a degree that does nothing but sit in display, and working odd jobs. Oh, and also close to losing his home thanks to Aedes Elysiae’s delightful housing costs.

   An opportunity comes in the form of a Jadeslist posting made by concerned parents seeking a ‘date’ for their son, Mydeimos, who has been suffering the curse of being single for all twenty-one years of his life. The pay? Nymphbook Air and twenty-five thousand Balance Coins.

   Phainon might just be the person for the job.

   (or: one sweltering summer, two people who are absolutely not in love, and a play in three acts.)

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   English

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