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After the gang fends off an attack from Alastor's rival/ex?/obsessive stalker, Lucifer is left once again feeling like second banana in the jumbled fruit bowl of his daughter's hotel. While he vents his emotions to the OTHER celebrity in residence, Angel Dust, the two come up with a way the King can finally get under Alastor's skin, instead of the other way around.
The friendship Angel and Luci forge in the fires of Lucifer's fake attraction to Alastor turns sexual one night - but it's fine, it's casual, Angel can't date anyway! (Lucifer spent a long time being a marionette for the big guy upstairs, you'd think he'd have learned by now that 'no strings attached' is an impossible promise.)
Besides. Lucifer is starting to realize he might actually-sorta-possibly be feeling something other than Loathing for the Radio Demon. And Alastor has started to play along with his game, too... And with all the late night chats Angel is having with Alastor, the big buck is starting to look REAL kissable to the porn star...
Could this actually turn into something more than three idiots playing games with each other?
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