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A Riddle on Wednesday

Summary:

A 16 year old Edward Nygma, a brilliant but warped individual, is transferred from Arkham Asylum to attend Nevermore Academy on a probationary trial. Haunted by his stalemated rivalry with Batman, The Riddler clashes with outcasts, including Wednesday Addams, while solving mysteries that test his genius and dormant feelings.

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Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Gotham City, at Arkham Asylum…

 

The morning fog clung thick and viscous around Arkham Asylum, its twisted wrought-iron gates looming like the jaws of some ancient beast guarding secrets no one dared to seek. Inside, the sprawling compound was a dim maze of sterile hallways and heavy iron doors. The air was thick with the scent of antiseptic and old stone, tinged faintly with something metallic the smell of minds trapped behind locked cells.

 

In a small, sunless chamber, a young man sat motionless. His green eyes flicked over the worn wallpaper, calculating, sharp, observant. Edward Nygma was the youngest patient ever housed in Arkham’s history a prodigy, a genius, and a prisoner of his own mind.

 

The light from the barred window cut thin ribbons across the tiled floor, illuminating the polished shine of his meticulously kept fingernails. Every detail about Edward was precise, controlled, from the crease in his tailored green shirt to the careful fold of his dark trousers. Yet beneath this orderly veneer lurked a restless intellect that bored through everything with relentless curiosity.

 

Across from him, a panel of psychiatrists and lawyers gathered for the hearing. The parole review was routine, but Edward’s mind twisted it into a game one he intended to win.

 

Dr. Albright, head of the board, cleared her throat. “Mr. Nygma, your cognitive evaluations continue to surpass all expectations. Your IQ is well beyond that of even our most esteemed consultants. However…” Her eyes searched his face. “…high intelligence does not necessarily equate to rehabilitation.”

 

Edward’s lips curved in the faintest smirk. “Doctor, intelligence is a blade. It is how you wield it that determines its purpose. Are you implying I wield mine irresponsibly?”

 

A ripple of unease moved through the room.

 

“You continue to exhibit difficulty with social cues and emotional responses,” Dr. Albright continued carefully. “Our team believes that exposure to a more… diverse social environment might aid your progress. Accordingly, we propose a controlled placement at Nevermore Academy.”

 

The name floated through the chamber like a whispered secret.

 

He paused, letting the weight of the question settle like a dark cloud over the room. Then, as if reciting a well-memorized passage from a particularly macabre textbook, he continued in a voice low and deliberate:

 

“Founded in the late 19th century, Nevermore was conceived as a sanctuary for those who defied conventional classification children and adolescents exhibiting unusual abilities, peculiar temperaments, and tendencies toward behaviors deemed… unsavory by polite society. Its ivy-clad walls have sheltered witches whose spells sometimes misfire, werewolves grappling with their transformations, and beings whose very existence challenges the natural order.”

 

Edward’s gaze drifted momentarily toward the distant window, as though recalling a shadowy past. “The Academy’s reputation, however, was forever altered by a particular incident one involving a young woman whose intellect and demeanor unsettled even the most seasoned faculty. A certain pale girl, known more for her uncanny ability to survive calamity than for conformity. From what I recalled from that little tell-tale she single-handedly saved the school from a catastrophe of supernatural proportions.”

 

He turned back, eyes locking with the panel. “A tempest in human form. Rumors say she walked the razor’s edge between savior and threat. No institution can truly contain such a force. I am told she attends this very school.”

 

A flicker of discomfort passed among the board members. Edward’s words were precise loaded with insinuation and admiration.

 

Then, he leaned forward, his tone darkening.

 

“That is all very fascinating, Doctor… but I must decline.”

 

Dr. Albright blinked. “Decline?”

 

“I have unfinished business in Gotham,” Edward said, voice clipped. “A question unanswered. A riddle left dangling in the night. One that yet you and all of Gotham have yet to have solved.”

 

Silence. Then, with measured restraint, she asked “You’re referring to the Batman?”

 

Edward’s smirk faltered just slightly.

 

“I refer,” he said with contempt, “to a delusional billionaire playboy who plays dress-up in the shadows, pummels petty criminals, and obsesses over ‘justice’ like a child clinging to a bedtime story. My conflict with him is not obsession, Doctor. It is rivalry. And one that must be resolved.”

 

“That is exactly our concern,” she said gently but firmly. “Your fixation with Gotham’s vigilante is precisely why we believe relocating you is in your best interest. You may not recognize it, but your interactions with him the endless games, the compulsions they’re what continue to unravel your psyche. They’re why you were confined here.”

 

Edward’s eyes narrowed.

 

“I am not insane,” he snapped, voice rising sharply, trembling at the edges with something between indignation and fury. “I am a genius! A boy with the mind of an evolved man of brilliance and mathematical grace! And I am sixteen years old . Sixteen. Do you comprehend what that means?” His eyes blazed with conviction now, unblinking. “How many individuals at my age have unraveled the intricacies of quantum encryption? How many have written full theorems on cognitive probability theory before they were old enough to drive? How many, Doctor, have constructed entire philosophical frameworks in their mind while locked in a room no larger than a janitor’s closet? I do not belong in a padded cell, frothing at the mouth like some tragic figure from a penny novel. I am not broken I am beyond you. Beyond this institution. Beyond Gotham.”

 

He rose slightly from the chair, unable to contain the magnitude of his own intellect, his shadow stretching long across the tiled floor as if the room itself recoiled from him. “You all look at me and you see a boy with an obsession. But what you fear what none of you will say is that you don’t understand me. Gotham doesn’t understand me. Not the police. Not the courts. Not the caped crusader you all worship in the dark like some bedtime deity. A walking Halloween costume who jumps across rooftops and punches criminals in the throat because he can’t process his own grief. He is not order. He is not justice. He is a response . I am the question. And every time he thinks he’s outwitted me with his mind, it’s only because he lacks the intelligence to realize…”

 

He stopped himself, straightening his shirt with trembling hands, his breath sharp but controlled. “I will not be dismissed. I will not be discarded like a failed experiment just because my thoughts pierce deeper than your comfort allows. I will not allow him to surpass my superiority, he may be the world’s greatest detective, but I am the world’s greatest mystery. I am not Gotham’s problem. I am its mirror.”

 

The room grew still. Even the guards exchanged wary glances.

 

Dr. Albright folded her hands.

 

“If that is your decision,” she said with quiet finality, “then we will have no choice but to keep you here, Mr. Nygma. Indefinitely. Based on today’s hearing, we would recommend a two-year extension, minimum.”

 

Edward stared at her, stunned not with shock, but insult.

 

His jaw clenched.

 

Then….

 

“Wait.”

 

His voice was low, measured again.

 

“If you’re serious about this offer about Nevermore and my full release then I accept your terms… on one condition.”

 

He stood slowly, adjusting the cuffs of his shirt with calm precision. His green eyes shimmered with sharp cunning.

 

“That I be granted full autonomy. No tracking collars, no psychological babysitters. A clean certificate of sanity. And the understanding that I will not be returning to this monument of mediocrity and madness.”

 

Dr. Albright hesitated.

 

“Under those conditions,” she said at last, “and with the Academy’s cooperation…yes.”

 

Edward nodded once. Then a thin, mischievous smile spread across his lips.

 

“So,” he concluded with a faint, knowing smile, “Riddle me this, Doctor. I stand before an unbroken wall. I do not walk away. What am I?”

 

He leans forward a couple of moments later he lands forward with a smirk, “A Challenge accepted” he answers gleefully.