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Pierrot and Reader are dating
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You were trying to get cereal from the top cabinet
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You had to crawl on top of the counter before your fingers could even graze the box
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Of course, the noises summoned your boyfriend
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Pierrot easily reached over you to grab the cereal. Wasn't even on his tiptoes
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Probably could have even grabbed the box while on his knees
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He gave you the cereal and lifted you off the counter, returning you to the ground
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He's probably almost 7 feet tall
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Another time he held your phone above your head. He wasn't even trying to keep it away from you. You still couldn't get it
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So you kicked him in the shins
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He never did that again