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2:39 AM, august 6th of 2025.
Normally Telamon would be partaking in flying around. Maybe eating snacks and watching a movie with his weird roommates! Or drinking coffee. But currently he was stuck between the wall and his android roommate, Eunoia. more specifically the hellspawn she was holding, while the veggietails theme played from the muffled speaker in her mouth.
"What. What the fuck is that." "It's cute!" Eunoia spoke while holding a GIANT horrifying bug. Telamon's back was pressed up against the wall, his wings puffed up in an attempt to seem intimidating. Even though he was a 40 year old man scared shitless because of a bug. He was trembling as he looked between the door and the- WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE BUG.
He looked around rapidly. He was completely near tears right now. He would much rather battle a wizard in the dennys parking lot instead of doing this. But then again he has done that before and won. This? This was horrifying.
Eunoia seemed to sense his distress and she smiled sweetly, as sweetly as an android could that is. "Chance 2 is just above you!" WHAT. WHAT?! WHAT!!! Telamon looked up slowly, and just as he did the bug fell on his face.
He proceeded to flail around, scream, cry, flail around more, claw as his face, hit his back on the door, fall on the floor, feel the bug in his arm, hit the wall again before it flew away. He proceeded to curl into the fetal position and start sobbing hysterically, as Eunoia watched, the veggietails theme song still playing.
Chance was up gambling online while wearing heart underwear and a shirt that said "I HEART PATHETIC MEN". Playing on his laptop while he sat at the wooden dining room table. He was completely focused on his game. Occasionally muttering swears under his breath. But nearing the end of his game he heard... Screaming? Sobbing? Crying pathetically?
He carefully scooted away from the chair. The screeching sound loud in the now mostly quiet of the room, besides the bangs from Telamons bedroom and... Was that the veggietales theme song?
He gently opened the door and saw... Eunoia. Smiling with her mouth closed, causing the veggie tales theme to be muffled. While telamon screamed and cried on the floor, a bug sitting on the wall across from him. Wow. This. This is awesome. Chance snapped a photo before turning to Eunoia. "So what happened." Eunoia turned to him with a smile before suddenly the veggietails theme stopped. "Chance 2 was greeting Telamon!" Chance stared at her like she had grown a second head. Completely bewildered. "Did you name the bug after me?" "Precisely."
Chance walked out and closed the door. Going back to gambling.