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Tony Stark prides himself on being unflappable. He’s faced aliens, killer robots, and boardrooms full of CEOs in bad ties. But apparently, all it takes to short-circuit his brain is one smug god, a popsicle, and entirely too much eye contact.
Loki swears it’s innocent. Tony knows better.
(Or: The one where a frozen dessert becomes a weapon of mass distraction.)