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Gay People 🐉🍍🖤🍫

Summary:

Shenanigans with a dragon and their soon to be husband.

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Song Lyric: "Naked in Manhattan"

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"I'd love if you knew you were on my mind. Constant like cicadas in the summertime. Boys suck and girls I′ve never tried. And we both know we′re getting drunk tonight."

 

Something in his gut told him drinking with his fiancé would get them to such a point. Well fiancé in cookie terms, by their traditions technically he's been married to Pitaya for 5 years now. Weird that it took him so long to propose after but eh. Weddings aren't really.. cheap. Dark Cacao sets the cup of berry juice down, mind already a little fuzzy from the last 6 glasses. How Hollyberry drinks 12 or more daily was beyond him. Pitaya even more so, they were on about glass 13 it looked like. What the hell.

"If I did not know any better I would think you are trying to get drunk.."

It was hard to tell if it was even starting to get affected by said berry juice, aside from the slight blush on their cheeks they didn't seem too intoxicated.

They can't help but chuckle at the question, shrugging a little bit as the down the rest of what was in their glass.

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not." they grin a little. "Maybe the juice jussst tassstesss nice."

A little sigh leaves him. The king pushing the juice away from himself. He had a meeting tomorrow and being hungover was the last thing he needed for it. Cheeks flushed as he rubs his face, looking to his fiance and simutaniously spouse with just this blank expression before smiling gently.

"You never cease to somehow do something that amazes me. Good or bad. But I think I shall tap out. As the young folk say I need to 'lock in' for tomorrow." He gets up to go get a glass of water, but for some reason fails to get proper footing. Oh no he's falling.

Pitaya rolls their eyes, reaching forward to check Dark Cacaos glass for any more juice so it could finish it off.

Though, instead they're reaching out to catch their husband, thank the witches for quick reflexes as they're guiding him to fall back into his seat instead of you know. The floor. Well. They attempted for the seat but it was more like they pulled him against themselves instead.

"Woah! Careful there hotssstuff. Can't have my king facceplanting the ground"

A little 'oomf' comes from him as he lands against Pitaya, cheeks flushing brighter than they were already. Oh. Whoops. He sighs softly, eyes slightly narrowed as he just, looks at Pitaya.

"Ah, my apologies my love. I suppose I did not account for.. my footing." He. Just glances at the other's lips for a moment before remembering himself, slowly trying to stand up again.

Nope. Dark cacao doesn't get too far before he's being pulled back down, pitaya wasn't too keen on letting go it seemed. The alcohol finally starting to hit them.

"And jussst leave without giving me a kiss?"

Their voice comes out as a purr, a deep rumble from their chest as they pull Dark Cacao closer.

He squeaks, eyes widening for a moment. Before sighing gently. He presses against the other with a hum, giving a peck to the other's lips. Mwuah. Pulling away after with a head tilt.

"There. Happy?"

They tilt their head in turn, letting out a hum before shaking their head.

"Nope"

They pull Dark cacao close now for a full and proper kiss, not some quick peck, not just a little smooch. A proper kiss.

If Dark Cacao was being honest he, was kind of expecting that but he'd HOPED Pitaya would let him go. Because now he's stuck here melting into the kiss with a little whimper. Eyes closed and kissing back. He's.. going to be so hungover tomorrow because if there's ONE thing he can't resist it is in fact kissing his spouse.

They let out a little growl as they kiss, holding onto Dark Cacao a little tightly as their wings now wrap around him as well. Calm down, no one is taking him from you pitaya.

They're a little more sloppy than normal, being kinda drunk would do that to them after all.

A soft whine, don't worry he's not leaving. Deeping the kiss almost desperately. Properly in Pitaya's lap, stradling them as he just lets himself be in the moment. This was nice, perfect almost. He rubs little circles into their sides, one hand moving into it's hair with a gentle tug.

The tips of their wings twitch a little as Dark Cacao tugs on their hair gently, a louder growl coming from them as they pull the other as close as it could.

It wasn't long before they were nipping at his lips as well, of course trying to be gentle so they didn't actually hurt him with their sharp teeth, but it was enough to get the message across.

A little groan leaves him, lips parting slightly. Is this what you want? All of me? To devour like I belong to you? Because I do belong to you, you are my everything and I am wholly, and unconditionally yours. Always,, maybe it was just the berry juice but he's just, getting a wee bit more slopppy. Needy even. Ok boy. Calm down.

It seems that's exactly what it wanted. It desired him, it needed him to be wholly theirs, and theirs alone. They didn't care if they would be considered greedy, in their mind they had all they ever needed in life.

The kiss is quickly moved up a level too, full blown make out with a little bit of tongue. Chill out pitaya he's all yours.

Unfortunately though, the kiss had to be broken for a moment, some dumbass dragon forgot they needed to breathe as well, and even while the two weren't connected at the lips, they stayed close, resting their forehead against Dark Cacaos.

He whines, actually just flat out forgetting himself for a second. Purring a bit as he rests against Pitaya. Holding onto it with a happy smile. Pleased, even. He loves his fiancé dearly. Murmuring against the other with a sigh.

"Love you,,,, I love,,, you,, so much,,"

They chuckle a little bit, it just loved how lovestruck Dark Cacao got when not only drunk, but this flustered.

"I love you too, my king.."

They purr as well, pressing a soft and quick kiss to his lips once more, a stupid grin on their face.

A little chuckle leaves him, eyes fluttering closed. Mm. Felt nice. He yawns softly, nuzzling the other with a small smile. Oh nooo he eepy. He's gonna be hungover tomorrow oh noo.

Their wings wrap around him now, oh no, now it was warm and comfortable. Perfect opportunity for a really good sleep. Their purring only getting louder, rolling out in time with their breathing. ough.. comfy.. Even Pitaya was getting sleepy at this point.

Well it seems like they're both going to sleep. Cacao is a man who can handle fighting armies alone. But he cannot resist the alure of falling asleep in his spouse's hold. Too comfy. He presses a sleepy kiss to Pitaya's cheek before falling asleep. Head resting against them, clinging like a child almost. He's happy, content even.

Though morning was going to be a bitch for him. That's something future them will have to worry about. For now, they're resting!

 

 

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