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1. Five Guys is a Perfectly Normal Dinner Option by BugsInMyBelfrey

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)/Chance (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
   • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks/The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • The Hanks (Date Everything!)
   • Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
   • Chance (Date Everything!)
   • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • barely - Character
   • he’s mentioned once and it’s very ‘blink and you’ll miss it’
   • Jerry (Date Everything!) (Mentioned)
   • Lady Memoria (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
   • Betty (Date Everything!) (mentioned)
   • Smut
   • just straight fucking lets be real here guys
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Gangbang
   • Sixsome - M/M/M/M/M/M
   • Group Sex
   • Creampie
   • a LOT of creampies
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Grinding
   • Cunnilingus
   • Double Penetration
   • Double Vaginal Penetration
   • Double Penetration in One Hole
   • Rough Sex
   • Tender Sex
   • the duality of The Hanks over here
   • Strap-Ons
   • t4t sex
   • Trans Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
   • Nonbinary Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
   • he/him pronouns for Parker Bradley
   • Trans Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
   • he/him pronouns for Hank 4
   • Top Hank 1 (Date Everything!)
   • Top Hank 2 (Date Everything!)
   • Top Hank 3 (Date Everything!)
   • Switch Hank 4 (Date Everything!)
   • Bottom Parker Bradley (Date Everything!)
   • they’re running a train on this poor board game bro
   • ref do SOMETHING
   • Never writing a sixsome again this shit is HARD
   • <— lying
   • Blow Jobs
   • Hand Jobs
   • Infidelity Kink (sort of)
   • There’s no actual cheating Parker is just confused and in his feels abt his weird ass relationship with Chance
   • Is Infidelity Kink a thing?? Is that a thing???
   • Chance and Parker’s weird ass situationship AGAIN
   • they’ll figure it out soon I promise
   • Clothing Kink
   • idk if it counts actually Parker just gets to keep the shirt on bcs the Hanks think it’s cute
   • Praise Kink
   • masturbation (mentioned)
   • as in its intended but we don’t see it
   • Okay I think that’s it holy shit

   Summary

   In the wake of Parker and Chance’s rendezvous in the attic, Parker is left confused, emotionally exhausted, and worst of all: incredibly horny. So, he turns to his favorite coat hangers for some relief.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Parker and Chance Saga

   Language:

   English

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