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Risotto: (I personally headcanon that he doesn’t drink but for the funsies, here it is)
He rarely drinks unless it’s something to help him blend in during a mission like if he’s at a party. He chooses to be the designated driver when going out with the team. When he does drink, it’s usually just plain wine or something simple and easy.
Never participates in the drinking games and even tries to dissuade the team unless it’s a special occasion.
If he does get drunk, you’d hardly be able to tell aside from the slightest flush to his cheeks. He uses Metallica in his bloodstream to speed up the breakdown of the alcohol in his liver.
Formaggio: Loves himself a frosty bottle of beer as much as the next guy. He prefers the cheap stuff that will give him a good buzz.
He’s the stereotypical “manly drinker” who will always initiate drinking games and bugs everyone else to join. It’s an excuse for him to pin the tab on someone else if they lose.
When drunk, he’s very happy, cheery, and rather annoying. Not too different from when he’s sober, honestly. He always gets the worst hangovers and tries the weird hangover cures Gelato recommends him like a raw egg in tomato juice.
Illuso: Always loving attention, Illuso will order some of the fanciest custom drinks on the menu. The more expensive and outrageous the presentation, the better.
Will always take up Formaggio’s drinking games just so he can try and videotape any of his teammates absolutely washed to embarrass them with. He boasts that he can win any chugging or drinking competition, and sometimes he does…
Of course, after the victory, he immediately finds the nearest out-of-sight bathroom or an entrance to the mirror world to puke his guts out.
Pesci: He absolutely cannot stomach alcohol and tries to weasel his way out of drinking nights to no avail. He’s usually pressured by the others to take a few sips which he can barely stomach, until Prosciutto steps in and lets him settle for soda water.
Every so often he’ll work up the courage to participate in a drinking game to try and prove he’s gotten better tolerance. He’ll always be the first one to drop like a fly.
If he gets drunk, he just passes out and whines pathetically, and he’ll be sick the whole next day.
Prosciutto: Simple wines during dinner and hard whiskey on the rocks are his favorite. He’s a bit of a lightweight drinker though, so when going out for drinks he’ll make a single glass last as long as possible and hope no one notices.
His excuse to get out of drinking games is that they’re childish.
He’s the tired drunk who just falls asleep face-down on the counter when his liver can’t take any more. If he gets angry while drunk, he’ll just use The Grateful Dead to bash your head in. The hangovers make him an absolute devil to deal with.
Melone: He just goes along with everyone to go drinking so he can study the effects of alcohol on them and find potential good hosts for Babyface. When he does choose to drink, he likes cheap fruity cocktails that don’t have a high alcohol percentage.
He dislikes drinking games since they never get to order any of the fun drinks he likes, but will sometimes participate if there’s nothing better to do.
When drunk, he becomes hyper and is especially clingy and emotional. He’ll spend the entire next morning holed up in his room nursing a headache.
Ghiaccio: He strongly dislikes getting drunk, so when he drinks, he tries to make it an experience worth the pain by eating a good dinner with it.
He’ll take up a drinking game once his pride is put on the line.
He’s still just as temperamental and violent when he’s drunk as he is when sober, but his coordination when inebriated is awful, so when attempting to skate with White Album he ends up tripping on his face. One of the many reasons he detests getting drunk.
Gelato: He loves drinking games and dreams of doing a real keg-stand like he’s seen in some movies.
He will always take up Formaggio’s offer of a drinking game and often wins.
When drunk, he just runs his mouth nonstop on any nonsense that comes to mind. He never gets to the point of being blackout drunk and usually never suffers a hangover. He likes to tease the others and try to recommend them really absurd hangover cures that he knows never work.
Sorbet: Has the highest alcohol tolerance of the whole group, usually prefers shots of the hardest alcohol ever, nothing fancy or flavored.
He doesn’t participate in the drinking games because he’ll know he’ll win, and he just doesn’t want a stomach full of liquid.
He doesn’t get drunk. He’s honestly disgusted by seeing his teammates fall apart after going to the bar, except for Gelato. He thinks Gelato is cute when tipsy.