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Group was created
Yuu added 23 users
Yuu make Rook admin
Yuu: @everyone Hallo hoes with issues
Ace: wtf yuu
Sebek: WHAT IS THE MAENIG OF THIS, HUMAN!?
Trey: Why are you writing capital letters?
Jack: empiricists
Sliver: show emotions over text is hard
Epel: just Sebek being Sebek
Lila: Sebek is just funny like that
Sebek: CAPITAL LETTERS LOOKS BETTER
Riddle: Please excuse me but could I request why this group was created?
Rook: ah tu vois des petites roses after what happened at Kalim 19th birthday party we thought this group was needed
Yuu: like what there happened and said was healthy ,you know
Jamil: What are you talking about Nobody of you was at Kalim birthday party?
Yuu: Oh right you weren't at the real party
Jamil: what? Why shouldn't I be ? And what do you mean real party?
Ace: we had a Jamil pinata and a Fotos of you where the the target of the knife throwing tournament
Cater: The knife throwing was so fun #fourthplace ;)
Jack: Epel ,Lila and Leona were widely enthusiastic by it too
Epel: hey don't pretend you didn't throned a chair at the pinata
Vill: @Jamil To answer the question the planer of the party didn't like you
Jamil: @Kalim explain that NOW
Kalim: I did planned the party it was a surprise :/
Lila: I can verify that because my role was to distract Kalim before the party
Yuu: ok ok stop explaining why have to get this shit show going
Yuu: So at Kalim's birthday party where everyone but Jamil was for reasons unknown to us invented to and came
Yuu: after more when healthy amounts of drugs(most was alcohol i think) and playing games, losing Kalim, more drugs, having a mental breakdown about our life,even more drugs,stealing cars/tigers and remember that Kalim is in a closest because seven minutes in heaven
Jamil: who the fuck planned this party!?
Yuu: nobody knows and I wasn't finished yat
Jamil: THERE IS MORE!?
Yuu: of course
Yuu: but not finding Kalim in any closest, breaking thing because mental breakdowns ,Riddle breaking a wall down without magic and than it was morning.
Yuu: to help that nobody fucking overblots again or some shit have we created this group. Rook please
Rook change the name to "therapy group because we
can't pay or aren't allow to go to therapy "
Leona: and why should we play along with this ?
Rook: Please Roi des Lions talking about one's problems helps
Kalim: Rook is right so if anybody needs to talk I'm free and going try helping you
Yuu: Kalim this is nice but you have to talk about your feelings too
Kalim: I'm only happy or have unjustifiable feelings:)
Yuu: we will have to address this late for now Rook start the game
Rook lock the group
Rook change 24 names
Chat: Rules are as follow
1: you can't say someone who you are
2: no cheating with seeing in other people's phones
3: allying with others is allowed
4: no betting on who is who(we all knows of your.
gambling addiction)
5: what happens here stays here(nobody will find your
body)
eats vils make up: what the hell is this?
Is on lists: why to you eats make up?
writes malleus/reader fanfiction: ON WHAT LIST ARE YOU ?
shoplift for fun: @eats vils make up you should count your days
buys vill bathe water: Vil will not be happy about this
steal vils make up: is Vils make up not expensive..wait what is wrong with YOU!?
eats vils make up: Omg are you may sealer ?
black market of NRC: no I have a monopoly on it
suger daddy but wears the maid dress: what for a chatfic shit is that here?
help his cush by cheating: What is a chatfic?