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1. The Curse of Draco Malfoy's Fabric Softener by SlyWrites

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Sep 2025

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Falling In Love
   • Kissing
   • Hogwarts
   • Dirty Thoughts
   • Professor Draco Malfoy
   • Professor Hermione Granger
   • blame it on the fabric softener

   Summary

   How do you explain to everyone that adulting is hard? That you are completely and utterly miserable?

   After countless jobs Hermione returns to Hogwarts. But this time as a teacher. But, what happens when her childhood bully meets her right there?

   What happens when he smells just so damn good? We blame it on the fabric softener. Because if we don't. Then we have to admit we find Draco Mother Fucking Malfoy attractive. Which we cannot simply do.

   But seriously, what fabric softener does he use? And why am I convinced its cat nip to my soul?

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