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**its 7:00 in the morning and Kai just wanted to watch tv and eat some chicken but as soon as he got to the living room he saw his brother max on the ceiling holding on like his life dependent on it**
Kai:..........max what the hell? why and how are you on the ceiling? max: there's a big ass spider right there!
**max points to the couch where there's a spider about the size of a milk jug just sitting there watching him**
Kai:......... what the fuck?! **he moves away from the couch and grabs a broom** Kai: why does it look like the milk our dad forgot to come back with?! max: Kai that broom is NOT going to do anything to that spider! do you see how big it is?! **max screams still holding onto the wall tightly** Kai: yes yes I do but what do you want me to grab a chair?! we only have two of those now because you threw one at that one kid who kept stealing or candy! max: don't bring that up! **the spider decides to get off the couch and climb up the wall where max is and max screams and falls onto the floor and runs behind Kai who yells** Kai: hey don't get behind me! how will I run if it comes to me?! max: I don't know but you better figure it out because I'm not moving! **Kai groans and holds up the broom to the spider and the spider just looks at them its now 7:30 don't ask how and the max needs to get to school soon** kai: wait............don't you have school? max:.........oh shi- I do! **max runs to his room to put on some clothes and Kai just stares at the spider max comes out of his room at 7:39 with one shoe on and the other in his hand and he runs out the door yelling** max: I'll see you after school! don't let that spider in my room! **he shuts the door and Kai is left with the spider**