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Don’t you know the stars dance just for you by TheWeakestArchon
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Jul 2026
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“What does this have to do with you fighting a horse?”
The recipient of this tale was a woman that had beaten him until the shape of his cranium was changed forever, so he might be forgiven if “getting to the point” hadn’t been his highest priority in that moment. Through the haze of a trauma-induced concussion, he pushed her frying pan out of his face only to be whacked again like a disobedient dog.
“Will you let me finish pleading my case?” He hissed.
Tartaglia wasn’t exactly what he would call a knight in shining armour but through his noble and valiant feats (grand larceny, treason, breaking and entry, fraud, being ginger, and many, many cases of assault), he finds himself the hero of Lumine’s story; a missing princess that just wanted to see the lights.