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Eric Theodore Cartman did NOT really like the concept of age regression. Like, at all.
It all first started when he was “forcibly” taken to his therapist (Liane had to bribe him with KFC to get him to go) to talk about his trauma that he didn’t want to share with anyone but his mom.
The straw that broke the camels back was when the doctor suggested age regression as a coping strategy to help Eric out.
The minute they got home, Eric looked up the definition of age regression, which was described as:
”an unconscious return to an earlier stage of behavioral, emotional, or social development. It can be a sign of distress, trauma, or a mental health condition.”
No way. No fucking way Eric Theodore Cartman was going to act like a child just to get over some shitty experience from when he was a kid. Not even his mother could understand why he didn’t want to do it. She just assumed that he would probably change his mind over it later.