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1. happiness is a warm gun by saysthemagpie

   Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Niall Horan/Harry Styles
   • Zayn Malik/Liam Payne
   • OT5 - Friendship
   • Niall Horan
   • Harry Styles
   • Zayn Malik
   • Liam Payne
   • Louis Tomlinson
   • Simon Cowell
   • Assassins & Hitmen
   • a Mr and Mrs Smith AU of sorts
   • Harry's a hitman
   • Niall's his boyfriend
   • Light Angst
   • Bondage
   • OT5 Friendship
   • Dirty Talk
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Humor
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   Half an hour ago Harry was cooking a nice anniversary dinner for the two of them, fussing over the chicken and rehearsing the knock-knock joke he’s been saving up for the occasion. And now here he is, crawling through the wreckage of their kitchen on his belly, trying to stay low so he doesn’t accidentally present Niall with an easy target.

    

   Harry's leading a double life. So is Niall, as it happens. Assassins/Spy AU.

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   English

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