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1. An Evening of Poor Decisions by Biscuitito

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Aug 2025

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   • Hermione Granger/Lucius Malfoy
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Arthur Weasley
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Rita Skeeter
   • Molly Weasley
   • Post-Battle of Hogwarts
   • Early Relationship Lumione
   • nobody asked for this
   • Fisticuffs
   • Blood
   • Swearing
   • Public Brawl
   • Peak Cunty Lucius
   • Arthur Weasley vs. Lucius Malfoy (Round Two)
   • Ministry Gala Chaos
   • Scandalised Wizengamot
   • Rita Skeeter Being Rita Skeeter
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Do Not Post This Story to Other Sites

   Summary

   When the Ministry’s charity gala turns into a repeat performance of the Flourish and Blotts brawl from their sons’ school days, Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley remind the wizarding public that some rivalries never die. Hermione Granger, unfortunately, has the best seat in the house.

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