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    Post‑war life was supposed to be easier. Fred Weasley survived — mostly intact — only to find himself stuck in the Ministry’s shiny new “Reproductive Compatibility Programme.” It’s mandatory, humiliating, and comes with questions no stranger should ever ask with a straight face.

    All Fred wants is to get through the process with his dignity intact. Instead, he gets the least romantic wedding in Wizarding history, and to a Lestrange, no less.

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