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1. Basically an Etsy ad by IV_maiden

   Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alex/Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Alex (Stardew Valley)
   • Sebastian (Stardew Valley)
   • Original Stardew Valley Character(s)
   • Blind Date
   • Catfishing
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Alcohol
   • Basically the Author's Playlist
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Slice of Life
   • Flirting
   • Canon-Can't Dance Sebastian
   • Canon-Can Dance Alex
   • Homophobic Language
   • Stereotypes

   Summary

   Sebastian's unhealthy Grindr fixation has finally bore fruit---too bad it's a Catfish.

   First date nonsense, Miki Matsubara, and the Booktok Helmet Fetish---The holy trinity.

   ~*~

   S: I’m not sorry :)

   M: :) Bad boy

   M: Send pics
   You won’t

   S: You’re damn right

   Sebastian’s done this dance too many times; some honorless closet gremlin jerks off to him, just to move along as soon as they’re satisfied and sticky. Fuck that.
   If this high school bully wants any time with him, he should be made to crawl for it.

   S: I’m not that kind of girl, Michael.

   M: Fine.
   Come out with me, then
   Tomorrow night

   Language:

   English

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